Imminent Xbox One Conan Exiles has to put underpants on in America…


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Date: October 02, 2018

01) Imminent Xbox One Conan Exiles has to put underpants on in America


“Multiplayer barbarian survival game Conan Exiles launches on the Xbox One Game Preview programme this week, on Wednesday 16th August. But because of regional age-rating organisations, the game won’t be quite the same in America as in Europe.

In America, the ESRB has rated Conan Exiles M for Mature; in Europe, PEGI has rated Conan Exiles for ages 18 and over. But in America there will only be partial nudity allowed whereas in Europe there will be the full monty. And in Conan Exiles speak, full monty means willies.

Conan Exiles rose quickly to fame on PC for showing full male nudity in all its jiggling hilarity. The game even has a customisation slider to increase or decrease willy size, resulting in lots of, ahem, very-accurate-to-real-life representations. Conan Exiles also displays a woman’s nether regions but in no real discernible detail.”

The All Mighty Authoritarians have spoken!…

No Virtual Penises!No Virtual Vaginas!

Kneel before their Glorious Supremacy, and Obey!

Europe gets to have the customizable twanger, however…

…This is just pathetic levels of social power exhibition…and social manipulation…

It’s a penis!, for crying out loud!…

…Where do all these mentally ill clowns come from, who cannot take anyone under a certain age even seeing the virtual representation of a natural body part, which roughly half of them already own…and much of the other half has already seen?!

…And…’Gasp!’…a large many have already interacted with?…

Blood, guts and violence are fine…even bare breasts!…

…It’s the all important twanger, that they have an issue with.

Why…oh, why!…could I not have been born into a world, “ruled” by at least moderately sane people?

You know what I think?…

…I think…these authoritarian clowns know [as we all do]…that some portion of “the underaged” will see that representation of an adult penis…and think to themselves…”That looks so good!…I wanna get freaky with that!”…

…And they just cant stand it…So, they try to stop the exposure…stop the natural enticement.

If you cannot see or speak of the representation…you cannot so easily communicate the desire…Pure Manipulation.


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