Daily Archives: September 26, 2019

FPW FreeSpeechTube Tour – September 26, 2019…

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FPW FreeSpeechTube Tour

Date: September 26, 2019

01) LINK

02) FreeSpeechTube

Match 1: Atreyu Hathaway, Moon Child & Sebastian Oliver VS Cyborg Boy, Honeythorn Gump & Link – 73%

Match 2: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond VS Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE – 82%

Main Event:

Match 3: Peter Pan VS Pedo Bear – 64%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Cyborg Boy, Honeythorn Gump & Link Loss: Atreyu Hathaway, Moon Child & Sebastian Oliver
Win: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond Loss: Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Peter Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Nasty Grandma Judy [Reisman] is setting at her desk when she gets a call from Fink Rotten.

Judy hisses, “I need a name for our upcoming October NPPV”…

Fink was clearly preoccupied, and sounding as though he were not alone, and Nasty Judy shrieked “Just Spit It OUT!!!”…”Give Me ANYTHING!”…

A very loud commotion was taking place on the other end of the line, as Fink wailed out…”OOOOOHHHH!…UUUUUUHHHH!…IIIIIII!….JAAAAAAHHHH!!!…AAAAAAAHHHHH!”…

“How do you spell that?”, demanded Nasty Judy…as the line went dead with a “click”…

Looking up from what she’d scribbled down on a piece of paper, Nasty Judy pointed at one of her nameless, faceless underlings and bellowed, “YOU!…THERE!…DO SOMETHING WITH THIS!”…”and GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”…”NOW!”

Trembling in fear, the man sheepishly grabbed the paper and ran away.

BEST RANKED MATCH: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond VS Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE – 82%

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