Horny Duck Who Can No Longer Ffff…

Date: December 07, 2019

01) Duck has ‘traumatized’ penis removed after non-stop sex

“Dave had too many duck buddies.

The UK-based quacker was forced to have his “traumatized” penis surgically removed after it became infected due to his insatiable sex drive. Dave reportedly engaged in fowl play with flocks of lady ducks on the reg.

Dave’s owner, Josh Watson of Torquay, Devon, said his “nymphomaniac” pet would “mate with his female companions” Dora, Edith and Freda “between five and 10 times a day” — even when it wasn’t mating season.”

That poor baby!

Sexual hygene is vital!

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