Show Referee: Abra Cadaver
Location: Moose Lodge
Following the previous show, it was explained to Chief Snide that the Sprout Twins were 18 years, three minutes and nineteen seconds old…and hence, could legally engage in the “perverse displays” they have become known for.
Chief Snide demanded a match against the Sprout twins, and stormed out of the building.
Earlier this afternoon, Bliss Ransom called his secretary, Mrs. GoreCheese, into his office, to question and scold her over letters she’d sent out to company associates.
“Three people have taken out a restraining order against me for this!”, screeched Bliss.
“I dictated a specific message to you, but all the letters which were returned to this office read all the same message”…”Kill them Mommy!…Kill them ALL!”…
“Over…and Over…and Over!”…”You’re fired!…Get off of these premises!”, ordered Bliss.
Sobbing, Mrs. GoreChees gushed…”My son wont take kindly to this!”…and storms out of the room.
SHOW RATING: 89.25
BEST RANKED MATCH: Sin Thea & Les Human VS Tom O & Nigel O – 100%