Daily Archives: September 25, 2022

Toronto Comedian Fined $15,000 For Insulting Lesbian In Audience…

Date: September 25, 2022

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“With all the controversy over the trans teacher in Canada whose taken to donning giant fake breasts before teaching classes, Jimmy recalls the incident of a Canadian comedian who was fined $15,000 for disparaging a lesbian comedy show patron. The comedian, Guy Earle, interrupted his set during a Vancouver open mic night to tell the audience to ignore Lorna Pardy and her companion openly making out in the front row. Pardy objected to the comments and then the altercation escalated from there. Eventually the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal ruled that Earle should pay Pardy $15,000 in damages.

Jimmy and America’s comedian Kurt Metzger wonder at how far off the deep end Canada has drifted while Jimmy relishes the opportunity to make jokes about the case the next time he visits the neighboring country to the north.”

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Relieving Student Debt HURTS MILITARY RECRUITMENT! Say GOP Congressmen…

Date: September 25, 2022

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“The meager student debt relief Joe Biden has offered indebted Americans is far less than he promised on the campaign trail, but it’s still far too much for many Republicans in Congress. That’s because, according to 19 GOP Reps, with student debt burdens lifted, fewer young Americans will be willing to join the military, and the result will be a diminished fighting force just as recruitment is already on the wane. Boo hoo!

Jimmy and The Dive’s Jackson Hinkle discuss what it says about joining the U.S. armed forces if we need the threat of debt peonage to keep recruitment levels high.”

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Nosferatu, The Vampyre…


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Date: September 25, 2022

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“Jonathan Harker is sent away to Count Dracula’s castle to sell him a house in Varna, where Jonathan lives. But Count Dracula is a vampire, an undead ghoul living off of men’s blood. Inspired by a photograph of Lucy Harker, Jonathan’s wife, Dracula moves to Varna, bringing with him death and plague… An unusually contemplative version of Dracula, in which the vampire bears the curse of not being able to get old and die.”

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InferKit’s text generation tool…

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Date: September 25, 2022

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“InferKit’s text generation tool takes text you provide and generates what it thinks comes next, using a state-of-the-art neural network. It’s configurable and can produce any length of text on practically any topic.”

Stink, Toad, Green…

“Are you serious?

You are just a lowly green toad!

Oh well, I’m sure I’ll be seeing you sooner or later, green toad.”

My mind is finally blown.

Green toads with green eyes.

There are no green frogs that I know of, and this one has an especially bad stink.

Oh green toad, I’ve never met a green toad before.

It’s a nice green color, and you have green eyes, but this is probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

I can’t even imagine how strange it would be to be the green toad.

“No green toads, no.

I don’t like green toads, green toads stink, green toads stink to high heaven.

Green toads are ugly, stink to high heaven, and they are toad pee in the forest.

I can’t have them hanging around here.”

Yeah…I kind of like that. 🙂

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