Daily Archives: November 9, 2022

This Guy Thinks “Glory” Is A Euphamism IN THE BIBLE (LOL) – Trump The Messiah – Chapter 3…


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Date: November 09, 2022

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“Helgard Muller, author of the book Trump, The Son Of Man, The Christ, apparently believes that when god talks about his “glory”, he’s referring to… something very specific. This is getting hilarious.”

…Like an actual bigger dick contest?

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Plot Generator: Pretty Moscow…

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Date: November 09, 2022

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Pretty Moscow
A Short Story
by Mr Pseudonym

Jessica Williams was thinking about Will Nolan again. Will was a stupid knight with greasy toes and red arms.

Jessica walked over to the window and reflected on her industrial surroundings. She had always loved pretty Moscow with its grisly, gentle gates. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a stupid figure of Will Nolan.

Jessica gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a vile, cute, tea drinker with skinny toes and fat arms. Her friends saw her as a clear, cooing coward. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a scandalous toddler.

But not even a vile person who had once jumped into a river and saved a scandalous toddler, was prepared for what Will had in store today.

The sleet rained like swimming foxes, making Jessica stressed. Jessica grabbed a bendy teapot that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Jessica stepped outside and Will came closer, she could see the tasteless smile on his face.

“I am here because I want love,” Will bellowed, in an intelligent tone. He slammed his fist against Jessica’s chest, with the force of 3129 ostriches. “I frigging love you, Jessica Williams.”

Jessica looked back, even more stressed and still fingering the bendy teapot. “Will, I just don’t need you in my life any more,” she replied.

They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two mangled, moaning maggots sitting at a very tactless disco, which had reggae music playing in the background and two cute uncles eating to the beat.

Suddenly, Will lunged forward and tried to punch Jessica in the face. Quickly, Jessica grabbed the bendy teapot and brought it down on Will’s skull.

Will’s greasy toes trembled and his red arms wobbled. He looked calm, his body raw like a mushy, miniature map.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Will Nolan was dead.

Jessica Williams went back inside and made herself a nice cup of tea.

THE END


…”Scandalous Toddler”?!…My goodness!

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Michael Moore’s Nonstop Lies & Gaslighting For Democrats…

Date: November 09, 2022

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“Michael Moore is supposed to represent the voice of the working class wing of the Democratic Party (even though he is, admittedly, a multi-millionaire) but lately he’s started sounding like the shittiest of shitlibs, especially with the way he’s been all but begging voters to come out to the polls for Democrats. During a recent MSNBC appearance Moore not only accused half the country of being stupid, but he also begged voters to return Democrats to power as a personal favor – to him!

Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss Michael Moore’s embarrassing transformation from truth-teller about even the sainted Barack Obama to transparent shill for the do-nothing Democratic Party.”

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Elon Musk SCRAPS Twitter’s Misinformation Policies, Urges Americans To VOTE REPUBLICAN…

Date: November 09, 2022

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“Briahna Joy Gray and Robby Soave weigh in on Twitter CEO Elon Musk calling on voters to cast their ballots for Republicans in today’s midterms.”

Vote for repulsicans?…Hell No!

It is a terrible idea to allow anybody to append alleged “fact checking corrections” to other peoples posts…Regardless of whether we are talking about appointed “fact checkers”, or “the twitter community”…which is just opening up the door to online stalking and harassment.

Jesus…How about going back to the old model, where you just let people make posts sharing their thoughts, or things they’ve found, and leave them the fuck alone?…That was a fantastic model, and worked extremely well, you know?…Then the censorship assholes had to go fucking things up, and turning the platform into an insane shit hole of endless conflict…There was never any reason for this…Just assholes who demanded to stroke their own egos, by lording over other people on the platform.

Are we actually going to get free speech on twitter, or has Elon reneged in record time, on what he so pompously took the platform over for?…

…That would be epic in it’s level of pathetic, if so.

Come on, Elon!…Open the site back up!…It is time!

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