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FWF Pride – October 16, 2020…

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Date: October 16, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Mom & Steg Hadley VS Honeythorn Gump & Sir Dance-A-Lot – 72%

Match 2: Bobby Jobby VS FakeSumo – 57%

Main Event:

Match 3: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear VS Starbutt & Mr. TeeTee – 80%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Mom & Steg Hadley Loss: Honeythorn Gump & Sir Dance-A-Lot
Win: FakeSumo Loss: Bobby Jobby
Main Event Match: Starbutt & Mr. TeeTee Defeated Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Location: Whoopie Heights

During an interview with Tom Piddle, Dick “Hornywood” Balls removed his mask and shirt, revealing an albino, hissing tube snake…Tom began referring to him as Wang Nakki…

What has happened to the real Nester?!!

Tom was informed that he must defend the FWF Championship at FWF Scary Fodder…To which he smirked and demanded…”Bring me the boy who lived!”

SHOW RATING: 69.666

BEST RANKED MATCH: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear VS Starbutt & Mr. TeeTee – 80%

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FWF Done Dirty In The Desert – August 13, 2020…

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Date: August 13, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Steg Hadley VS Peter Pan – 74%

Match 2: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee VS J-GUNN & Cupid – 66%

Match 3: Honeythorn & Sir Dance-A-Lot VS Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear – 90%

Main Event:

Match 4: HornyWood Dick Balls VS ??? – ???%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Peter Pan Loss: Steg Hadley
Win: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee Loss: J-GUNN & Cupid
Win: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear Loss: Honeythorn Gump & Sir Dance-A-Lot
Main Event Match: Jon Piddle takes the FWF Championship Belt from HornyWood Dick Balls, in an apparent forfeiture
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Location: Costa del Sol

BEST RANKED MATCH: Honeythorn & Sir Dance-A-Lot VS Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear – 90%

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FWF Deep Invasion – April 29, 2020…

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Date: April 29, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: J-GUNN & Cupid VS Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear – 88%

Match 2: Honeythorn Gump, Sir. Dance-A-Lot & MOM VS LOVE, HATE & Steg Hadley – 74%

Match 3: Ben Adick VS ??? – 78%

Main Event:

Match 4: Dick Balls VS Gary Flopper[?] – ??%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: J-GUNN & Cupid Loss: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear
Win: Honeythorn Gump, Sir. Dance-A-Lot & MOM Loss: LOVE, HATE & Steg Hadley
Win: Ben Adick Loss: Peter Pan
Main Event Match: Despite rumors he was in the arena, Gary Flopper did not make it to the ring by the starting bell of this FWF Championship match. Pat Butts stripped Gary of the FWF Championship, and awarded the belt to Dick Balls, as the arena erupted in Boos. The rest of the MWO came out the the ring to exchange tearful hugs, and celebrate in front of a disgusted crowd. How disgraceful!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Location: Tunnel of Love

BEST RANKED MATCH: J-GUNN & Cupid VS Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear – 88%

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FWF Fantastic! – April 10, 2020…

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Date: April 10, 2020

01) LINK Part 1

02) Part 2

Match 1: Sir Dance-a-Lot VS Steg Hadley – 89%

Match 2: J-GUNN & Cupid VS Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee – 83%

Main Event:

Match 3: Honeythorn Gump VS Pedo Bear – 58%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Sir Dance-a-Lot Loss: Steg Hadley
Win: Cupid & J-GUNN Loss: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Honeythorn Gump
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Dick Balls demanded a shot at the FWF Championship, at Deep Invasion [the next big event]!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Sir Dance-a-Lot VS Steg Hadley – 89%

Okay…I wont be doing this again, but I’m exploring and trying out different things.

I was going to record an entire card in the next largest window size that Fire Pro Wrestling expands to…but the file size was growing so fast, that I decided to only do one match like this.

These files look terrible, unless you size them down in your browser…The idea was to make a larger picture, and see how it all turned out.

I’m not going to be dealing with file sizes between 500 MB and 1 GB plus…nor multiple files…So, I guess I’m not likely to try this again…unless I drop the quality down.

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FWF Pride – March 25, 2020…

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Date: March 25, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Cupid VS Steg Hadley – 75%

Match 2: J-GUNN VS MOM – 77%

Main Event:

Match 3: Ben Adick, Mr. TeeTee & Sir Dance-A-Lot VS The mWo – 66%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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I’m trying something a bit different, and leaving the audio alone. This means, if you care about the audio, you’ll need to turn the volume up.

I just don’t like the way the audio seems to degrade, whenever I’m trying to trim the file size down and increase the audio volume.

Also…the game was running a bit rough tonight…I’m not sure why this is…but I have an idea.

Win: Cupid Loss: Steg Hadley
Win: J-GUNN Loss: MOM
Main Event Match: The mWo Defeats Sir Dance-A-Lot – Ben & TeeTee got attacked and locked in a utility closet, just before the match started…What a Disaster!!!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Slick Willie

Dick Balls, Cyborg Boy and Pedo Bear declair themselves “The Marvelous World Order”, as fans throw trash in the ring.

Pat Butts announces that if Garry Flopper cannot compete by the next big event, he will be forced to give up the FWF Championship!

What will happen?!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Match 1: Cupid VS Steg Hadley – 75%

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FWF SNARK-CADE – February 19, 2020…

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Date: February 19, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Mom VS Honeythorn Gump – 86%

Match 2: Cupid & J-GUNN VS Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee – 63%

Main Event:

Match 3: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear VS Gary Flopper & Captain Condom – 67%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Mom With Interference from Hate Loss: Honeythorn Gump
Win: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee Loss: Cupid & J-GUNN
Main Event Match: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear Defeats Gary Flopper & Captain Condom…But then…Oh No!…How Could He?!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

The whole promotion has been sent into an uproar!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Mom VS Honeythorn Gump – 86%

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FWF Fabulously Flaming – February 03, 2020…

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Date: February 03, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: J-GUNN VS Sir Dance-a-lot – 70%

Match 2: Null Blank & Void Blank VS Cyborg Boy & Mystery Partner – 73%

Main Event:

Match 3: Mom VS Honeythorn Gump – 82%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: J-GUNN Loss: Sir Dance-a-lot
Win: Cyborg Boy & Pedo Bear Loss: Null & Void Blank
Main Event Match: Honeythorn Gump Defeats Mom
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Cyborg Boy and his partner kept beating on the Blanks, until Garry Flopper and his bestest pal ever, Captain Condom ran in to save the day!…Garry and Captain drove the heels from the ring…

Cyborg boy demanded the main event match at SNARK-CADE, so he and his partner could put Garry and Captain in their place.

Garry and Captain concured.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Mom VS Honeythorn Gump – 82%

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FWF Pride – February 01, 2020…

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Date: February 01, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Honeythorn Gump VS Cupid – 86%

Match 2: Link VS J-GUNN – 83%

Main Event:

Match 3: Garry Flopper & Captain Condom VS LOVE & HATE – 83%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Cupid Loss: Honeythorn Gump
Win: J-GUNN Loss: Link
Main Event Match: LOVE & HATE Defeat Garry Flopper & Captain Condom
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Slick Willie

Obviously, Cupid has it in for the elves tonight!

A brief video played prior to the main event, showcasing the deep, close relationship between FWF Champion Garry Flopper and Captain Condom…a relationship nobody has ever witnessed previously, but…we needed to build up to our major event this month…SNARK-CADE…

During the show Cyborg Boy strutted around the stage, making obscene gestures at the crowd. When confronted by Pat Butts, Cyborg Boy promised “a very Hairy surprise, next show!”

BEST RANKED MATCH: Honeythorn Gump VS Cupid – 86%

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FWF Silver Balls – December 25, 2019…

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Date: December 25, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Honeythorn Gump VS Link – 86%

Match 2: Cyborg Boy, J-GUNN, MOM & Captain Condom VS LOVE, HATE, Mr. TeeTee & StarButt – 81%

Main Event:

Match 3: Sir Dance-a-Lot VS Gary Flopper with Severase Snap! – 68%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Link Loss: Honeythorn Gump
Win: Cyborg Boy, J-GUNN, MOM & Captain Condom – Dirty DQ Loss: LOVE, HATE, Mr. TeeTee & StarButt
Main Event Match: Gary Flopper Defeats Sir Dance-a-Lot
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Happy Yule Time!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Honeythorn Gump VS Link – 86%

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