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HEAT Gore Games – January 14, 2022…

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Date: January 14, 2022

01) LINK

Match 1: Dick Hair & Yure GonnaGetIt with J-GUNN VS Loli & Shota Con – 72%

Match 2: Stink Goober with Bananas CrapSmearian VS Chambers – 73%

Main Event: Submission Cage War

Match 3: Moose Brain, Dick Greyhounds, Boy Lover & Reed Porter VS Irony Man, Spider Dan, Bruce Bummer & Steve Bilks – 90%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dick Hair & Yure GonnaGetIt with J-GUNN Loss: Loli & Shota Con
Win: Chambers Loss: Stink Goober
Main Event Match: Irony Man, Spider Dan, Bruce Bummer & Steve Bilks Defeat Moose Brain, Dick Greyhounds, Boy Lover & Reed Porter
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

Location: Low Knell

SHOW RATING: 78.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Moose Brain, Dick Greyhounds, Boy Lover & Reed Porter VS Irony Man, Spider Dan, Bruce Bummer & Steve Bilks – 90%

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HEAT Pro Wrestling – World Championship Tournament Slam [x400]…

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Date: December 10, 2021

01) LINK

It’s a fast and furious slam through a 16 man tournament.

You can watch it, or not…I’m just posting this to show that a world champion was “naturally” crowned.

Main Event Match: Dick Hair is the First HPW World Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

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HEAT Pro Wrestling Christmas MalTREEtment – December 02, 2021…

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Date: December 02, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Teddy Love VS Yure GonnaGetIt – 83%

Match 2: Dan Spider, Boney Snark & Dizzy Mouse with Walt Dizzy VS Moose Brain, Boy Lover & Dick Greyhounds – 54%

Main Event:

Match 3: Reed Porter VS Bruce Bummer – 91%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Teddy Love Loss: Yure GonnaGetIt
Win: Moose Brain, Boy Lover & Dick Greyhounds Loss: Dan Spider, Boney Snark & Dizzy Mouse with Walt Dizzy via Count Out
Main Event Match: Reed Porter Defeats Bruce Bummer
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Sassy Wanda

Location: Loch Ness

SHOW RATING: 76

BEST RANKED MATCH: Reed Porter VS Bruce Bummer – 91%

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HEAT Pro Wrestling Blunder – November 05, 2021…

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Date: November 05, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Spider Dan VS Teddy Love – 83%

Match 2: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian VS Bratman & Dick Greyhounds – 76%

Main Event:

Match 3: Bruce Bummer VS Reed Porter – 87%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Teddy Love Loss: Spider Dan Via Count Out
Win: Bratman & Dick Greyhounds Loss: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian
Main Event Match: Reed Porter Defeats Bruce Bummer
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

Location: Highland Kingdom

SHOW RATING: 82

BEST RANKED MATCH: Bruce Bummer VS Reed Porter – 87%

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HEAT Evil Dread – November 03, 2021…

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Date: November 03, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Dick Greyhounds & Reed Porter VS Bruce Bummer & Spider Dan – 60%

Match 2: Loli Con & Shota Con VS Boney Snark & Dizzy Mouse with Walt Dizzy – 66%

Main Event:

Match 3: Chambers, Prick Franchise, Bratman & Boy Lover VS Dick Hair, Yure GonnaGetIt, Cupid & J-GUNN – 87%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dick Greyhounds & Reed Porter Loss: Bruce Bummer & Spider Dan
Win: Loli Con & Shota Con Loss: Boney Snark & Dizzy Mouse with Walt Dizzy
Main Event Match: Chambers, Prick Franchise, Bratman & Boy Lover Defeat Dick Hair, Yure GonnaGetIt, Cupid & J-GUNN Via Count Out
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Headless Hank

Location: Blues Ballroom

SHOW RATING: 71

BEST RANKED MATCH: Chambers, Prick Franchise, Bratman & Boy Lover VS Dick Hair, Yure GonnaGetIt, Cupid & J-GUNN – 87%

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HEAT Pro Wrestling Night Heat – September 27, 2021…

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Date: September 27, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian VS Loli Con & Shota Con – 66%

Match 2: Teddy Love VS Boy Lover – 87%

Main Event:

Match 3: Moose Brain, Reed Porter & Dick Greyhounds VS Boney Snark, Spider Dan & Bruce Bummer – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Loli Con & Shota Con Loss: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian
Win: Boy Lover Loss: Teddy Love
Main Event Match: Moose Brain, Reed Porter & Dick Greyhounds Defeat Boney Snark, Spider Dan & Bruce Bummer
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Sassy Wanda

Location: Elm Street

SHOW RATING: 76.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Teddy Love VS Boy Lover – 87%

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HEAT Blunder – July 25, 2021 [Complete Card]…

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Date: July 25, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian VS J-GUNN & Cupid with Yure – 69%

Match 2: Bratman & Boy Lover VS Spider Dan & Irony Man – 73%

Match 3: Chambers VS Teddy Love – 82%

Main Event:

Match 4: Prick VS Dick Hair – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: J-GUNN & Cupid with Yure via Cheating Loss: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian
Win: Bratman & Boy Lover Loss: Spider Dan & Irony Man
Win: Teddy Love Loss: Chambers
Main Event Match: Dick Hair Defeats Prick
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

Location: Century Glade

It’s the debute of The Yellow Twerps!

SHOW RATING: 76.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Chambers VS Teddy Love – 82%

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Yes…I know it’s trivial…but Xsplit Gamecaster has been sneaky, sneaky software tonight…for inexplicably having it’s own logo turned back on for no apparent reason…and then “lying to me” the whole freaking time, by not allowing it to apear on the screen while I was recording [which signifies that it’s going to be part of the end video]…but secretly recording it into the end video anyway.

I paid for the lifetime software license, to be rid of that logo…and I’ve now turned it back off…But why was it turned back on, after these past few years of keeping it off?

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HEAT Blunder – July 25, 2021…

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Date: July 25, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian VS J-GUNN & Cupid with Yure – 69%

Match 2: Bratman & Boy Lover VS Spider Dan & Irony Man – 73%

Match 3: Chambers VS Teddy Love – 82%

Main Event:

Match 4: Prick VS Dick Hair – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: J-GUNN & Cupid with Yure via Cheating Loss: Stink Goober & Bananas CrapSmearian
Win: Bratman & Boy Lover Loss: Spider Dan & Irony Man
Win: Teddy Love Loss: Chambers
Main Event Match: Dick Hair Defeats Prick
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

Location: Century Glade

It’s the debute of The Yellow Twerps!

SHOW RATING: 76.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Chambers VS Teddy Love – 82%

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Yes…I know it’s trivial…but Xsplit Gamecaster has been sneaky, sneaky software tonight…for inexplicably having it’s own logo turned back on for no apparent reason…and then “lying to me” the whole freaking time, by not allowing it to apear on the screen while I was recording [which signifies that it’s going to be part of the end video]…but secretly recording it into the end video anyway.

I paid for the lifetime software license, to be rid of that logo…and I’ve now turned it back off…But why was it turned back on, after these past few years of keeping it off?

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HEAT Pro Wrestling Night Heat – May 26, 2021…

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Date: May 26, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Boney Snark VS Bratman – 92%

Match 2: J Gunn & Cupid VS BiteWang & Rubit – 61%

Main Event:

Match 3: 8 Man Battle Royal – Spider Dan, Reed Porter, Chambers, Gaydar, Dick Hair, Teddy Love, Prick & Yure GonnaGetIt – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Bratman Loss: Boney Snark
Win: BiteWang & RubIt Loss: J GUNN & Cupid
Main Event Match: Chambers Wins!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Steamy Derk

Location: Century Glade

SHOW RATING: 76.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Boney Snark VS Bratman – 92%

There were a few freeze glitches in this, both with the game and recording software. The game hangs and the recording software freezes a few times…but it’s still completely watchable…They’re brief interruptions.

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HEAT Pro Wrestling – Alice Day Heat – April 25, 2021…

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Date: April 25, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Gaydar VS Prick – 87%

Match 2: Bratman, Bitewang & Rubit VS The Incredible Sulk, Spider Dan & Irony Man – 66%

Main Event:

Match 3: Dick Hair VS Chambers – 91%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Prick Loss: Gaydar
Win: DRAW Loss: Double Count Out
Main Event Match: Dick Hair Defeats Chambers
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Sassy Wanda

Location: Heaven

Happy Alice Day!

SHOW RATING: 81.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: X – %

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