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FPW FreeSpeechTube Tour – October 15, 2019…

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Date: October 15, 2019

01) FPW FreeSpeechTour – October 15, 2019

02) On FreeSpeechTube

Match 1: Screaming Wolf & T. Baggins VS Max Kenton & ATOM – 86%

Special Match: [Battle Royal]

Match 2: Viamund, FAmos Banana, Steve Diamond, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice, Giant Pete, Leon Shaman & Captain Condom – 100%

Main Event: [FWF Tag Championship]

Match 3: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee VS LOVE & HATE – 100%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Screaming Wolf & T. Baggins Loss: Max Kenton & ATOM
Special Match: [Battle Royal] Yure GonnaGetIt wins the battle royal!
Main Event Match: Ben Adick & Mr. TeeTee Defeat LOVE & HATE
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Dr. Reisman decided that she just must suspend someone without pay, and started throwing darts at pictures of the roster…as Nasty Judy is such a poor aim, a rogue dart pierced into the forehead of Haggas, who let out a screech.

Nasty Judy bellowed, “GET OUT, YOU DEGEERATE!”…

…”You’ll pay for this!”, swore Haggas, as she stumbled out the door.

BEST RANKED MATCH: The battle royal and main event were both – 100%

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FPW FreeSpeechTube Tour – September 26, 2019…

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FPW FreeSpeechTube Tour

Date: September 26, 2019

01) LINK

02) FreeSpeechTube

Match 1: Atreyu Hathaway, Moon Child & Sebastian Oliver VS Cyborg Boy, Honeythorn Gump & Link – 73%

Match 2: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond VS Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE – 82%

Main Event:

Match 3: Peter Pan VS Pedo Bear – 64%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Cyborg Boy, Honeythorn Gump & Link Loss: Atreyu Hathaway, Moon Child & Sebastian Oliver
Win: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond Loss: Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Peter Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Nasty Grandma Judy [Reisman] is setting at her desk when she gets a call from Fink Rotten.

Judy hisses, “I need a name for our upcoming October NPPV”…

Fink was clearly preoccupied, and sounding as though he were not alone, and Nasty Judy shrieked “Just Spit It OUT!!!”…”Give Me ANYTHING!”…

A very loud commotion was taking place on the other end of the line, as Fink wailed out…”OOOOOHHHH!…UUUUUUHHHH!…IIIIIII!….JAAAAAAHHHH!!!…AAAAAAAHHHHH!”…

“How do you spell that?”, demanded Nasty Judy…as the line went dead with a “click”…

Looking up from what she’d scribbled down on a piece of paper, Nasty Judy pointed at one of her nameless, faceless underlings and bellowed, “YOU!…THERE!…DO SOMETHING WITH THIS!”…”and GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”…”NOW!”

Trembling in fear, the man sheepishly grabbed the paper and ran away.

BEST RANKED MATCH: FAmos Banana, Yure GonnaGetIt, Norbert Justice & Steve Diamond VS Captain Condom, J. Gunn, LOVE & HATE – 82%

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MWF Matrix Mash – September 20, 2019…

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Date: September 20, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Pope Francis VS Tinothy LionCrow with Dr. Shill – 73%

Match 2: Sacred Cow & Wildabeast VS Loli & Shota Con – 83% [Tag Team Championship]

Match 3: Mel Chen VS FAmos Banana – 74%

Main Event:

Magnificent Championship:

Match 4: Pan VS Pedo Bear – 66%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Tinothy LionCrow Loss: Pope Francis
Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: Sacred Cow & Wildabeast
Win: FAmos Banana Loss: Mel Chen
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Viamund & Steve Diamond took the ring to anounce the upcoming Frontier Pro Wrassling FreeSpeechTube Tour!

Nasty Grandma Judy interrupted, screaming about all the “frisky anarchy in this cess pit”, and sent a mob into the ring to attack, including Commissioner Ransom and his goons!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Sacred Cow & Wildabeast VS Loli & Shota Con – 83%

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MWF Midnight Zone – August 27, 2016…

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Date: August 27, 2016

01) LINK

Match 1: Pope Francis & Teddy Love VS Loli & Shota Con – 85%

Match 2: Tinothy LionCrow w Dr. Shill VS Sebastian Oliver – 79%

Special Match: [4 Way Dance – 1st Pin Wins]

Match 3: Blah! Blah! Blah! VS Pan VS Steve Diamond VS FAmos Banana – 83%

Main Event: MWF Championship

Match 4: Viamund VS Pedo Bear – 89%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: Pope Francis & Teddy Love
Win: Tinothy LionCrow Loss: Sebastian Oliver
Special Match: [4 Way Dance] FAmos Banana forces Blah! Blah! Blah! to submit
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Tinothy LionCrow performed as the Cowardly Lion.

Gov. MoneYes called Bliss Ransom, and demanded that he give his Grandma Judy a job in the federation…Bliss appointed her “guardian of morality” [aka another Goon position].

BEST RANKED MATCH: Viamund VS Pedo Bear – 89%

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MWF Pool Party 2019 – August 21, 2019…

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Date: August 21, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Pop Francis VS “CrOZy” Tinothy LionCrow w Dr. Shill – 74%

Match 2: Mel Chen & Blah! Blah! Blah VS FAmos Banana & “BLue Lightning” Steve Diamond – 76%

Match 3: Peter Pan, Teddy Love & Baphomet VS Fat Fabio, Pan & Power Bob – 72%

Main Event:

Match 4: Viamund VS Pedo Bear – 53%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Pope Francis Loss: Tinothy LionCrow
Win: Blah! Blah! Blah & Mel Chen Loss: Steve Diamond & FAmos Banana – Count Out
Win: Peter Pan, Teddy Love & Baphomet Loss: Fat Fabio, Pan & Power Bob
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Tinothy LionCrow…What an UGLY…Dorothy?…

Blah! Blah! Blah! from Twitter was talking a lot of trash about Steve Diamond…so, he got invited to “the party”…

A crazed woman stole a microphone, took the middle of the ring, and started ranting and raving about Al Kinsey, and his books “Frisky Behavior in the Human Female” and “Frisky Behavior in the Human Male”…and something she calls “Frisky Anarchy”…Security “escorted” her out of the arena, but not before being bit numerous times.

Ganymede performed a striptease at the end of the event.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Mel Chen & Blah! Blah! Blah VS FAmos Banana & “BLue Lightning” Steve Diamond – 76%

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MWF Prime Time – August 20, 2019…

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Date: August 20, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana VS Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen – 94%

Match 2: Buddy Slam VS Tinothy LionCrow with Manager Dr. Shill – 54%

Main Event:

Match 3: Zeus VS Pan – 69%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana Loss: Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen
Win: Tinothy LionCrow Loss: Buddy Slam
Main Event Match: Zeus Defeats Pan to become the new Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Who is this “Tinothy LionCrow”?…Is that the Tin Woodsman?!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana VS Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen – 94%

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MWF Sunday Massacre – August 18, 2019…

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SHOW - MWF Sunday Massacre

Date: August 18, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Peter Pan VS Viamund – 84%

Match 2: Moon Child, Atreyu & Sebastian Oliver VS Teddy Love, Loli Con & Shota Con – 56%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio VS FAmos Banana – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund Loss: Peter Pan
Win: Draw Loss: Double Count Out
Main Event Match: FAmos Banana Defeats Fat Fabio
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Father Frisk

A shocking attack and a shocking return, occured during the first match!…How could he?!…and Why?!!

Mel Chen appeared on the Fink Rotten Show, vowing to deport Famos Banana from the MWF!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Peter Pan VS Viamund – 84%

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MWF Midnight Zone – July 12, 2019…

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Date: July 12, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con VS Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob – 66%

Match 2: Null Blank VS A Suprise Debut – 56%

Special Match: [Fatal Four Way]

Match 3: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%

Main Event: [MWF Championship]

Match 4: Sebastian Oliver VS Pedo Bear – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con Loss: Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob
Win: FAmos Banana Loss: Null Blank
Special Match: [TYPE] Zeus Defeats Fat Fabio, Steve Diamond & Peter Pan
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Sebastian Oliver
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

The U.N. left the arena, bickering over who’s fault their loss was. Buddy Slam was abandoned in the ring.

In an insane asylum on the other side of town…a doctor approaches a sedated Scarecrow, setting in a wheelchair. The doctor looks into the Scarecrow’s eyes with a flashlight, tells the Scarecrow to “say aaaahhhh”…and places his stethoscope up against the Scarecrows forehead…to “listen for any brain activity”…”Oh my!…You really need my guidance!”, proclaimed the doctor…He then hollered out into the hall, “Nurse!…Give this one more drugs…and an enema!”…

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%

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MWF Prime Time – July 09, 2019…

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Date: July 09, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Baphomet, Haggas & Hell Skull VS Viamund, Ganymede & Steve Diamond – 82%

Match 2: Zeus VS Sebastian Oliver [MWF #1 Contender] – 89%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio VS Pan – 71%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Baphomet, Haggas & Hell Skull Loss: Viamund, Ganymede & Steve Diamond
Win: Sebastian Oliver Loss: Zeus
Main Event Match: Pan Defeats Fat Fabio – New Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

After being knocked out last week, Nester stumbled out of the building and has not been seen since.

We are concerned!

Zeus has become known for interfering in matches.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Sebastian Oliver – 89%

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MWF IBLD – June 21, 2019…

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Date: June 21, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Baphomet & Haggas VS Steve Diamond & Dick N’Balls – 66%

Match 2: Loli & Shota Con VS Sacred Cow & Power Bob [Non-Title Match] – 80%

Match 3: Atreyu VS Link – 85%

Main Event: [Cage Match]

Match 4: Zeus VS Viamund – 93%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Baphomet & Haggas Loss: Steve Diamond & Dick N’Balls via Knock Out
Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: Sacred Cow & Power Bob
Win: Atreyu Loss: Link
Main Event Match: Viamund escapes the cage to Defeat Zeus
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Pope Francis came out to the ring, and wished everyone a “Happy I.B.L.D.!”

A guy was seen in the crowd with a portable consessions stand, selling hot dogs and hamburgers…Bliss Ransom had security beat him up, and throw him out.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Viamund – 93%

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