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MWF Royal Pain in the Arse – February 12, 2020…

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Date: February 12, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Loli & Shota Con VS Tom O & Nigel O – 73%

Special Match: Royal PITA

Match 2: Baphomet, Ganymede, Tinothy LionCrow, Pan, Zeus, Sacred Cow, Steve Diamond & Fink Rotten – 100%

Main Event:

Match 3: Mel Chen VS Viamund – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
To avoid spoilers, you must highlight the text on this table in order to read it.

Win: Tom O & Nigel O Loss: Loli & Shota Con
Special Match: Royal PITA Tinothy LionCrow Wins The Match!
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Mel Chen with interference from Ganymede
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Fat Fabio declared himself King of the MWF & named Wildabeast his Queen. Chairman Moo gave away the “lovely” bride, in an elaborate ceremony in the middle of the ring…while the fans yelled “Boooo!” and threw trash.

His first act as King, was to knight Blah! Blah! Blah! [real name, Nat Listening], and proclaim him Sir Blah! A Lot. Chairman Moo was not pleased, at the theft of his underling.

The winner of the Royal PITA match gets a shot at the MWF Championship, in the main event at next months Slam-ba-Lam-ba-Ding-Dong!…Our most prestigious card of the year!

BEST RANKED MATCH: The Royal PITA Match – 100%

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MWF Prime Time – February 07, 2020…

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Date: February 07, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Ring-a-Ling & Fink Rotten with Reisman VS Steve Diamond & Tinothy LionCrow with Dr. Shill – 79%

Match 2: Ganymede VS Atreyu Hathaway – 64%

Main Event:

Match 3: Baphomet VS Zeus – 92%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ring-a-Ling & Fink Rotten Loss: Steve Diamond & Tinothy LionCrow
Win: Atreyu Hathaway Loss: Ganymede
Main Event Match: Zeus Defeats Baphomet
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

BEST RANKED MATCH: Baphomet VS Zeus – 92%


Next Big Event:

Announcing the All New, Royal Pain In the Arse!

An eight man battle royal that starts like a normal match with two participants, and has a new participant enter every two minutes. Elimination will be via over the top rope, pin or submission.

The winner of this event will be granted a main event MWF championship match, at next months most amazing, bestes, most stupendously ultimate MWF show of the year…”Slam-ba-Lam-ba-Ding-Dong!”

The Participants:

In no particular order…

Baphomet, Ganymede, Tinothy LionCrow, Pan, Zeus, Sacred Cow, Steve Diamond & Fink Rotten

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MWF Prime Time – January 21, 2020…

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Date: January 21, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Shota & Loli Con VS Nigel O & Tom O – 79%

Match 2: Bliss Ransom VS Viamund – 65%

Main Event:

Match 3: CrOZy With Dr. Shill VS Zeus – 64%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Shota & Loli Con
Win: Viamund Loss: Bliss Ransom
Main Event Match: Zeus Defeats CrOZy
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

BEST RANKED MATCH: Shota & Loli Con VS Nigel O & Tom O – 79%

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MWF New Year Bashing! – January 01, 2020…

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Date: January 01, 2020

01) LINK

Match 1: Reisman & Fink Rotten VS Haggas & Kinsey – 98%

Match 2: Pan VS Baphomet – 71%

Match 3: Sacred Cow, Mel Chen, Blah! Blah! Blah! & Wildabeast VS Loli Con, Shota Con, Tinothy LionCrow & BLue Lightning – 77%

Match 4: Bliss Ransom VS Steve Diamond – 66%

Main Event:

Match 5: Fat Fabio VS Viamund – 68%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Haggas & Kinsey Loss: Reisman & Fink Rotten
Win: Baphomet Loss: Pan
Win: Loli Con, Shota Con, Tinothy LionCrow & BLue Lightning Loss: Sacred Cow, Mel Chen, Blah! Blah! Blah! & Wildabeast
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Bliss Ransom
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Fat Fabio
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Happy New Year!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Reisman & Fink Rotten VS Haggas & Kinsey – 98%

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MWF Santa’s Hurt-Shop – December 25, 2019…

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Date: December 25, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: CrOZy VS Pan – 66%

Match 2: Tom O & Nigel O VS Loli & Shota Con – 68%

Special Match:

Match 3: Santa, Slap Happy the Elf, Sugar Plum & Haggas VS Bliss Ransom, Ring-a-Ling, Fink Rotten & Reisman – 96%

Main Event:

Match 4: Viamund VS Pedo Bear – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: CrOZy Loss: Pan
Win: Tom O & Nigel O Loss: Loli & Shota Con
Special Match: Bliss Ransom, Ring-a-Ling, Fink Rotten & Reisman Defeat Santa, Slap Happy the Elf, Sugar Plum & Haggas
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Pedo Bear – New MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Santa brought Haggas back to the MWF, along with some friends to take on the commissioners office!

Following the match, Haggas reveals it was she who reserected Kinsey from the grave…Reisman was livid!

Happy Yule Time!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Santa, Slap Happy the Elf, Sugar Plum & Haggas VS Bliss Ransom, Ring-a-Ling, Fink Rotten & Reisman – 96%

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MWF Midnight Zone – December 09, 2019…

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Date: December 09, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: CrOZy with Dr. Shill VS Nigel – 68%

Match 2: FAmos Banana VS Steve “BLue Lightning” Diamond – 76%

Main Event:

Match 3: Pan VS Viamund – 58%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: CoOZy Loss: Nigel
Win: Steve “BLue Lighting” Diamond Loss: FAmos Banana
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

BEST RANKED MATCH: FAmos Banana VS Steve “BLue Lightning” Diamond – 76%

Upcoming Event:

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I’m not real pleased with the performances of the Nigel edit. His debut at Tough Turkey was really bad…and it’s not that he hasn’t won any matches, he’s just refusing to win a match while in one that’s being recorded.

I’ve already done a bit of fine tuning on him, to get him to tone down on the annoying things he’s regularly messing up on…This should help.

I should have put him in against a weak jobber, for his first match…CrOZy is proving to be a serious talent…and I’m still thinking of him, in terms of the weakling he used to be.

MWF Tough Turkey! – November 28, 2019…

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Date: November 28, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Fat Fabio VS Baphomet – 82%

Match 2: FAmos Banana & Pedo Bear VS Loli & Shota Con – 87%

Match 3: Tinothy LionCrow W/ Dr. Shill VS A Suprise Debut – 68%

Main Event:

Match 4: Viamund & Steve Diamond VS Bliss Ransom – 62%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Fat Fabio Loss: Baphomet
Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: FAmos Banana & Pedo Bear
Win: Tinothy LionCrow Loss: Nigel O
Main Event Match: Viamund & Steve Diamond Defeat Bliss Ransom
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Viamund & Steve Diamond could not decide who would get to fight Bliss first…so they took him on, together! After trying to avoid them all night, they finally cornered Bliss!

BEST RANKED MATCH: FAmos Banana & Pedo Bear VS Loli & Shota Con – 87%

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MWF Prime Time – November 27, 2019…

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Date: November 27, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Viamund VS Blah! Blah! Blah! – 63%

Match 2: Ring-a-Ling VS Steve Diamond – 71%

Main Event:

Match 3: Pan VS Zeus – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund Loss: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Ring-a-Ling
Main Event Match: Zeus Defeats Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Nasty Grandma Judy entered the ring, and started shrieking at the crowd, over how “that evil man” Al Kinsey could have defeated her at OUIJA. “I have peed on his grave every day, for the last fifty years…and three times, on every Sunday!!!”…She has vowed to get to the bottom, of who raised Kinsey from the grave!

Viamund and Steve Diamond both received their second round matches, in their pursuit of revenge on Com. Bliss Ransom.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Pan VS Zeus – 76%

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MWF OUIJA – October 31, 2019 [No Audio]…

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SHOW - MWF OUIJA

Date: October 31, 2019

Sorry, no audio on this one.

01) MWF OUIJA – October 31, 2019


MWF Tag Team Championship:
Match 1: Loli & Shota Con VS Sacred Cow & Wildabeast – 73%

Match 2: Viamund VS Fink Rotten – 87%

Match 3: Steve “BLue Lightning” Diamond VS Blah! Blah! Blah! – 79%

Match 4: FAmos Banana VS Mel Chen – 67%

The Nasty Judy Book Burning – 72%

Main Event:


Match 5: Pedo Bear VS Pan – 86%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: Sacred Cow & Wildabeast
Win: Viamund Loss: Fink Rotten
Win: Steve “BLue Lightning” Diamond Loss: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Win: FAmos Banana Loss: Mel Chen
The Reisman Book Burning: Nasty Judy got interrupted by…Who?…What?!…How is this even possible?!!!… A fight insues, after a mysterious figure enters the ring, and slaps Nasty Judy across the face with a copy of “Frisky Behaviors of the Human Child!
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Pan
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Abra Cadaver

There were a lot of run in attacks on this card.

Has an unholy alliance developed between Pedo Bear and FAmos Banana?!

Happy Haloween!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Viamund VS Fink Rotten – 87%

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MWF Midnight Zone – October 25, 2019…

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Date: October 25, 2019

01) MWF MZ – October 25, 2019

Match 1: Loli & Shota Con & FAmos Banana VS Mel Chen, Sacred Cow & Blah! Blah! Blah! – 66%

Match 2: Pan VS CrOZy with Dr. Shill – 78%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio, Zeus & Baphomet VS Steve Diamond, Ganymede & Viamund – 89%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Mel Chen, Sacred Cow & Blah! Blah! Blah! Loss: Loli & Shota Con & FAmos Banana via Count Out
Win: Pan Loss: CrOZy
Main Event Match: Fat Fabio, Zeus & Baphomet Defeat Steve Diamond, Ganymede & Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

– Viamund & Steve Diamond demand a match against the Commissioners goons, at the upcoming NPPV.

– Dr. Reisman freaked out when the upcoming NPPV name was presented to her…

…”OUIJA”…

She promptly fired her underling tasked with the job of finding a name, charged out to the middle of the ring in a packed arena, and went on a tirade about cleansing the satanic infestation from this federation!

She has vowed at the OUIJA NPPV, she will purge the evil spirits by burning a copy of Al Kinsey’s “Frisky Behavior of the Adult Woman”, along with a copy of “Frisky Behavior of the Adult Male”, in the middle of the ring!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Fat Fabio, Zeus & Baphomet VS Steve Diamond, Ganymede & Viamund – 89%


SHOW - MWF OUIJA

MWF OUIJA

October 31, 2019

MWF Tag Team Championship:
Loli & Shota Con VS Sacred Cow & Wildabeast

Viamund VS Fink Rotten

Steve “BLue Lightning” Diamond VS Blah! Blah! Blah!

FAmos Banana VS Mel Chen

MWF Championship:

Pedo Bear VS Pan

Come join us in celebration of Satan! Hell! and Baby Sacrifice!

…or for just the fun, little event…whatever… 😉

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