Category Archives: MWF

The Magnificent Wrestling Federation!

MWF Surviving Fury – May 15, 2021…

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Date: May 15, 2021

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Match 1: Berning Flanders VS Ronald Bump – 81%

Match 2: Reisman, Fink El Whore & Mike Bent VS Dave Haven, Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway – 76%

Match 3: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head VS Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann – 98%

Main Event:

Match 4: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Tom O & Nigel O – 74%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ronald Bump with interference from Mike Bent Loss: Berning Flanders
Win: Dave Haven, Ganymede, Boxie Hathaway Loss: Reisman, Fink El Whore & Mike Bent
Win: Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann Loss: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head
Main Event Match: Dylan & Cole Sprout Defeat Tom O & Nigel O – New MWF Tag Team Champions!!!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Gongaga

SHOW RATING: 82.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head VS Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann – 98%

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MWF Beaster Bunny Bash – April 04, 2021…

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Date: April 04, 2021

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Match 1: Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 93%

Special Match: 8 Man Battle Royal

Match 2: Beaster Bunny VS ONION VS feinmann VS Moon Walker VS Tom O VS Viamund VS Boxie Hathaway VS Ganymede – 100%

Main Event:

Match 3: Steve Diamond with JSM VS Hamhocks the Clown with Poo-in-Head – 90%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent Loss: Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders
Special Match: 8 Man Battle Royal The Beaster Bunny Won!
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Hamhocks the Clown – Becoming the first ever 3 Time MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Taco Bellah

Hamhocks the Clown is seen at the begining of the card, taunting Steve Diamond in an interview.

SHOW RATING: 94.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Beaster Bunny VS ONION VS feinmann VS Moon Walker VS Tom O VS Viamund VS Boxie Hathaway VS Ganymede – 100%

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MWF Midnight Zone – March 26, 2021…

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Date: March 26, 2021

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Match 1: King Fabio VS feinmann – 81%

Match 2: Jonny Slander & UnHairy Danger VS Nigel O & Tom O – 72%

Main Event:

Match 3: Hamhocks the Clown VS Steve Diamond – 66%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: feinmann Loss: King Fabio
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Jonny Slander & UnHairy Danger
Main Event Match: Hamhocks the Clown Defeats Steve Diamond – New MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Taco Bellah

Poo-In-Head called up her old friend, Sandra Hamhocks, and offered her the MWF championship if she destroyed Steve Diamond.

SHOW RATING: 73

BEST RANKED MATCH: King Fabio VS feinmann – 81%

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Frontier – Pete Pimpernel Memorial Show – March 22, 2021…

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Date: March 22, 2021

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Match 1: Rock Hard VS Todd Blackheart – 74%

Match 2: Bolt Jamison & Max Love VS Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis – 91%

Main Event

Match 3: Giant Pete, Nigel O, Glitter & Steve Diamond VS ONION, Bliss Ransom, Poo-In-Head & Reisman – 77%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Rock Hard Loss: Todd Blackheart
Win: Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis Loss: Bolt Jamison & Max Love
Main Event Match: ONION, Bliss Ransom, Poo-In-Head & Reisman Defeat Giant Pete, Nigel O, Glitter & Steve Diamond via Count Out
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: CLogo Joe

Location: Zen Town

SHOW RATING: 80.666

BEST RANKED MATCH: Bolt Jamison & Max Love VS Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis – 91%

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MWF Slam-Ba-Lam-Ba-Ding-Dong II – March 10, 2021…

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Date: March 10, 2021

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Match 1: Mick ElGross VS Dave Haven – 82%

Match 2: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent VS Nigel O & Tom O – 78%

Special Match: 6 Man Scramble [First Pin/Submission Wins]

Match 3: ONION VS Bliss Ransom VS Ganymede VS feinmann VS Dylan Sprout VS Cole Sprout – 100%

Match 4: Boxie Hathaway VS JSM – 85%

Main Event:

Match 5: Mason GoreCheese VS Steve Diamond – 78%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven Loss: Mick ElGross
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent
Special Match: 6 Man Scramble Cole Sprout Wins! – Pining his own brother!…DRAMA!
Win: JSM Loss: Boxie Hathaway – No Injury
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Mason GoreCheese
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Snake Marsh

Early on, Reisman and Poo-In-Head take to the ring, announcing that the main event match will also be a banishment match…Whomever loses is banished from the MWF!…The two of them cackle and congratulate themselves for plotting to rid the MWF of Steve Diamond!

Moon Walker performed his mega hit “Driller” in the mid show.

In a later interview, Moon Walker expressed, teary eyed, how crushed he was at what Tom O wrote about him revised book about him…

…”Just remember!…Tilly Green may not be my lover…But I know how to BEAT IT!” [followed by a few eccentric gasps, and a musical “He, Ho Hooo!”]…pausing to glare into the camera, before making a dramatic exit with his chimp. Whatever shall we make of this?!!

SHOW RATING:

BEST RANKED MATCH: ONION VS Bliss Ransom VS Ganymede VS feinmann VS Dylan Sprout VS Cole Sprout – 100%

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MWF Pizza Pummel – February 09, 2021…

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Date: February 09, 2021

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Match 1: feinmann VS Boxie Hathaway – 70%

Match 2: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Nigel O & Tom O – 73%

Main Event:

Match 3: Steve Diamond VS Mick ElGross – 87%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Boxie Hathaway Loss: feinmann
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Dylan & Cole Sprout
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Mick ElGross
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Antacid City

Steve Diamond vowed to bring Mick ElGross’ defilement of the MWF Championship to an end!

SHOW RATING: 76.666

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond VS Mick ElGross – 87%

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MWF Royal Pain In The Arse – February 06, 2021…

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Date: February 06, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway VS Nigel O & Tom O – 79%

Match 2: Bliss Ransom VS His Tormentor – 68%

Special Match: Royal PITA

Match 3: Viamund, Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, feinmann, Mason GoreCheese, Hyacinth, King Fabio, Ronald Bump – 100%

Main Event:

Match 4: Mic ElGross VS Steve Diamond – 65%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway
Win: Onion Loss: Bliss Ransom
Special Match: Royal PITA Mason GoreCheese Wins!
Main Event Match: Mic ElGross Defeats Steve Diamond
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Landover

Bliss Ransom is seen shreeking at Reisman and Goon, begging them to rescue him, as he is placed in a collar and chain being led off by Onion…Reisman and Goon turn their backs, pretending to see nothing…”Good Riddance” being whispered by Reisman as Onion and Bliss disappear out the door.

SHOW RATING: 78

BEST RANKED MATCH: Royal PITA Match – 100%

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MWF Prime Time – January 17, 2021…

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Date: January 17, 2021

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Match 1: Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 92%

Match 2: Bobby Jobby VS feinmann – 66%

Special Match: 4 Way Dance

Match 3: Yure GonnaGetIt VS Dave Haven VS Mic ElGross VS Mason GoreCheese – 89%

Main Event:

Match 4: JSM VS Zeus – 83%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway Loss: Dylan & Cole Sprout
Win: feinmann Loss: Bobby Jobby
Special Match: 4 Way Dance Mason GoreCheese KO’s Mic ElGross
Main Event Match: JSM Defeats Zeus – NEW Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Jowston

Atreyu Hathaway declaired that he shall be known as Boxie Hathaway, from this day forward.

A video played on the big screen in front of the crowd, showing Bliss Ransom being tormented, as someone off screen laughs…A dead rat was thrown on the floor, and in a famished craze Bliss grabbed it and ate it. “You belong to me, now”, whispered the voice.

Reisman marched out to the ring during the middle of the show, and declared herself the new MWF manager, introducing her second in command, Goon Vapid…The crowd started chanting…”Poo-In-Head!…Poo-In-Head!”, as Goon grabed the microphone and started chewing out the crowd.

SHOW RATING: 82.5

BEST RANKED MATCH: Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 92%

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MWF New Years Bashing – January 01, 2021…

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Date: January 01, 2021

01) LINK

Match 1: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund VS Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 90%

Match 2: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 85%

Main Event:

Match 3: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Nigel O & Tom O – 74%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund Loss: Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot
Win: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ Loss: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – via Count Out
Main Event Match: Nigel O & Tom O Defeat Dylan & Cole Sprout
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Crinite Ravine

In an unspecified place, Bliss Ransom wakes up tied up in a dark room…He wonders to himself, “Am I Dead?!”…”Am I In Hell?!”…

As his eyes clear up he sees a figure setting in a chair…looking at him…and asks, “Are you the Devil?”…”How did I get here?!!!”…

“Oh, nothing that dramatic” responds the figure…”When the paramedics were wheeling you out to the ambulance, they stopped and turned to look around after being disturbed…so I grabbed the hand bars on your stretcher, and ran.”…

“You kidnapped me?!” shrieked Bliss…

…”You were on wheels…It was easy!”…

Bliss begins to yell and scream for help, as the scene goes dark.

SHOW RATING: 83

BEST RANKED MATCH: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund VS Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 90%

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MWF Santa’s Hurt-Shop – December 27, 2020…

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Date: December 27, 2020

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Match 1: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 69%

Match 2: Viamund, Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt & JSM VS Zeus, Mic ElGross, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 67%

Special Match: Santa’s Beat Down

Match 3: Saint Nickolas VS ??? – 80%

Main Event:

Match 4: Ronald Bump VS Steve Diamond – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dylan & Cole Sprout Loss: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’
Win: Viamund, Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt & JSM Loss: Zeus, Mic ElGross, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – via count out
Special Match: Santa’s Beat Down Saint Nickolas Defeats Hyacinth
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Ronald Bump
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Moose Lodge

SHOW RATING: 73

BEST RANKED MATCH: Saint Nickolas VS ??? – 80%

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