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Date: December 27, 2018
“Grab your Santa hat, Pepe shirt & your milk & your guns and join the creme de la crud of Red-Ice-TV’s Christmas-Yule lineup with Creationist Cat!” …The “Adolph cat” is hysterical. |
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Date: December 13, 2018
“We Found the Rest of the Folgers Creepy Brother and Sister Commercial” |
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Date: November 19, 2018
“The average IQ is 100. Have you wondered what your IQ score is? Our original IQ Test will give you a fast, free and accurate iq score. Take our quick free IQ test and find out just how smart you are.”
I’m pleased to announce, that my IQ remains comfortably above average…at 122… This is consistent with how I’ve been doing on these tests, over the years…One year may be a few points higher, or a few points lower…but, 122 is right in the neighborhood, for me. …I’m never joining MENSA…and at this point in my life, I’ll never reach the point of being an IQ genius… …But I’m still more crafty, creative, explorative, perceptive and insightful, than the average mind. …If only I could get myself up eight more points…I’d be Gifted! …So close…Yet, so far away… |
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Date: November 17, 2018
BuzzFeed: “Congratulations! You’re cranberry sauce. You bring a much-needed dose of sweetness and flavor to the party. You’re also far-and-away the easiest side dish to prepare, so thanks for making our lives better.”
Brainfall: “Your personality is light and pleasant on the surface, but there’s still a certain depth to your character.”
I do love both cranberry sauce and stuffing…I’m satisfied, being these two different side dishes. |
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Date: November 02, 2018
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Date: October 31, 2018
“Welcome shodomites to Alex Jones & Creationist Cat’s super duper spooktacular special “A Very Alex Jones Halloween” where we celebrate this red super male vitality pilled beacon of truthtastic infowarriorness! It’s time to break the conditioning!!!” |
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Date: October 03, 2018
“Do you dream of living in a fantasy world? Who would you be? What would you do? Find out by taking the Ultimate Fantasy Personality Quiz!”
This is interesting… …mostly because Frodo was grouped in with me as an INFP, in my Myers-Briggs Test |
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Date: August 08, 2018
“Hey shodomites! The outrage of the century is upon us: The She-Ra 2018 Reboot has no boobs! Creationist Cat joins Sargon of Akkad, The Quartering, some Rebel Media/Pizzagate girl & Cortez to make sense of what the dreaded SJWs have done to our beloved She-Ra!!!” We don’t talk about She-Ra: Heavenly Sinful Parodies is not a series intended for my own commentary…but, this is an interesting issue…and I’m feeling compelled to tap out a few words… I had no idea She-Ra was being rebooted: He-Man and She-Ra were not great, on some levels…but they were amazing in the niche they filled…There wasn’t anything else out there, quite like them. They were, essentially, Final Fantasy in cartoon, before Final Fantasy…just nowhere near as deep [by modern standards…they might hang well, with the early Final Fantasy games]. I almost universally remember watching this, at my aunt and uncle’s home, in the early/mid eighties. Not only were our immediate families really close [relationship wise, and we only lived a few city blocks apart]…but after my parents divorced, mom and I took up visiting quite frequently after school…My older cousin always watched the after school cartoons…and He-Man always played during that time. I can certainly look back at it critically, and recognize there’s a lot bad about it…But you know what?…I loved the show, as a boy…At that time, it didn’t need to be anything else, other than what it was. I remember when She-Ra came about…
…Certain things make better sense, now…It may seem strange, that I wasn’t especially drawn to this show.
I remember this little guy…and being left with the impression, that he seemed like he belonged in a show, for very little children [the kind where they recite the ABC’s and 123’s, and talked about colors]…He seemed out of place, in my mind… …He was kind of cute, though…I just never could bring myself to like this strange character, at the time. I still watched a number of She-Ra episodes…If the show was on…that’s what was getting watched…I just thought it paled in comparison to He-Man. Being a homosexual MAP…one might imagine that She-Ra would have resonated with me… …gay culture never really much did, though… …I find myself feeling comfortable in it…but I never personally identified with it, or felt like making myself assimilate to it. |
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Date: August 07, 2018
“Scooby Doo has been running strong for nearly 50 years! But, there was a time where they were almost cancelled and taken off the air for good. Scooby Doo could’ve been very different to what it is now, had it not got an extra 6 years on the TV back in the early 80’s. The introduction of Scrappy Doo saved the show, but if that’s the case… How has he become one of the most hated cartoon characters out there to date? Let’s take a look back into the history of Scooby Doo and find out where it all went wrong for this little puppy.” I used to call him “Crappy”…which likely makes my side of this fence clear… As a character…it was not only loud and obnoxious…but it completely changed the tone of this, previously wonderful, show. Thing about the original Scooby Doo…is that it was filling a niche, and doing things you couldn’t find anywhere else in the cartoon world…It was a great kids show…Then it got turned on it’s head, and became something I could no longer stand to watch. I couldn’t figure out, why they were intentionally destroying the show… But I get it today, of course…with the original writers leaving…and nobody being able to successfully emulate what they’d done…they opted for a cheap, easy shift in direction…and started appealing to a different child audience… …Those of us who [as kids] loved what the original series introduced and established, were abandoned by the series. I guess…tapping into that audience, which liked the far less sophisticated Scooby Doo, helped save the franchise… …Though, I’d argue…the franchise really did die, after the second season…What came after, was… …not Scooby Doo. |
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Date: July 23, 2018
“In this episode Dan talks about the history of Voltron. How he was created and what lead to him being Americanized. You’ll also learn about the other 2 versions of Voltron. A lot of people remember vehicle Voltron but there was a third version… sort of.” The lion one was cool…and the best. Voltron: Fleet Of Doom: “Voltron: The Fleet of Doom was a television special involving heroes of both Voltron series working together to defeat their sworn enemy, King Zarkon who aligns with the Drule Empire to create a mighty armada called the Fleet of Doom.” Voltron the movie 1984!!: “(full version) voltron the 1984 movie” |
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