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The Magnificent Wrestling Federation!

MWF Sunday Mass – June 16, 2019…

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SHOW - MWF Sunday Massacre

Date: June 16, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Buddy Slam & Wildabeast: VS Shota & Loli Con – 67%

Match 2: Hell Skull VS Steve Diamond – 84%

Main Event: Battle Royal – Glorious Lightweight Championship

Match 3: Peter Pan – Teddy Love – Moon Child – Cyborg Boy – Ganymede – Atreyu – Sebastian Oliver – A Shocking Suprise Entry [What A Scandal!] – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Shota & Loli Con Loss: Buddy Slam & Wildabeast
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Hell Skull
Main Event Match: Teddy Love wins to become the Glorious Lightweight Champion – Link from rival Fabulous Wrestling Federation has somehow managed to take part in a Magnificent Wrestling Federation match.
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Hal Elujah

Someone has vandalized the ring!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Hell Skull VS Steve Diamond – 84%

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MWF Prime Time June 10, 2019…

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Date:

01) LINK

Match 1: Cyborg Boy VS Pan – 82%

Main Event: [Over the Top Rope Battle Royal – Prime Time Championship]

Match 4: Viamund, Baphomet, Ganymede, Zeus, Teddy Love, Steve Diamond, Haggas, Fat Fabio – 96%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Cyborg Boy Loss: Pan
Main Event Match: Fat Fabio wins to become the first Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Slick Willie

A second tier championship belt has been created, which will only be defended on the Prime Time series.

It has been announced, that there will be a lightweight championship for our growing lightweight division. This belt will be based and defended in the Sunday Mass series.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Battle Royal – 96%

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MWF – Sore-Gasm June 05, 2019…

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Date: June 05, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: U.N. Attack on Loli & Shota-Con

Match 2: Moon Child, Sebastian Oliver & Atreyu VS Cyborg Boy, Ganymede & Peter Pan – 70%

Special Match: [Tripple Threat]

Match 3: Zeus VS Viamund VS Steve Diamond – 100%

Main Event: Magnificent Championship

Match 4: Pedo Bear VS Teddy Love – 62%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Moon Child, Sebastian Oliver & Atreyu Loss: Cyborg Boy, Ganymede & Peter Pan
Special Match: [Tripple Threat] Zeus pins Steve Diamond
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Teddy Love
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

The Uneducated Nitwits launched a vicious, four on two attack, against Loli-Con and Shota-Con, leaving the tag team champions devastated in the ring.

Speculation arose over Ganymede teaming up with Cyborg Boy and Peter Pan, friends of Viamund and Steve Diamond, as their feud with Zeus heats up.

The next NPPV was announced: IBLD

Zeus challenged Viamund to a cage match at IBLD, after fuming over finding a haiku written to Ganymede…the winner to claim the hand of Ganymede…

It is rumored, Viamund goosed Ganymede on the ass…and Ganymede liked it…Is there an alliance change in the future?

In a hospital on the other side of town, a scarecrow awoke…and started crying inconsolably…He was quickly placed in a straight jacket, and sent to a padded room in the mental asylum on yet the other side of town.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Viamund VS Steve Diamond – 100%

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MWF – Prime Time May 22, 2019…

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Date: May 22, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Zeus VS Viamund – 78%

Match 2: Sebastian Oliver VS Cyborg Boy – 80%

Main Event: Magnificent Championship

Match 3: Teddy Love VS Steve “Electric BLue” Diamond – 85%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund Loss: Zeus
Win: Cyborg Boy Loss: Sebastian Oliver
Main Event Match: Teddy Love Defeats Steve Diamond
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Chairman Moo and the rest of the U.N. took the ring, and declared a vote on the resolution to ban Loli and Shota Con from the MWF.

Wildabeast and Buddy Slam nodded in agreement, as Chairman Moo screeched “It’s time to kick this filth out of the MWF!”

Chairman Moo calls for a count of hands, in favor of this ban.

Power Bob says, “I don’t know…I think they’re kind of cute!”…

Chairman Moo, Wildabeast and Buddy Slam staring him down with threatening glares…Power Bob turns his eyes to the floor, like a scolded dog, and raises his hand to join in on a unanimous vote, passing the U.N. resolution to ban the tag team champions from the MWF!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Teddy Love VS Steve “Electric BLue” Diamond – 85%

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MWF – Midnight Zone May 17, 2019…

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Date: May 17, 2019

01) LINK

Match Atreyu Vs Pope Francis – 67%

Match 2: Pan Vs Haggas – 93%

Main Event:

Match 3: Viamund, Steve Diamond & Peter Pan Vs Fat Fabio, Ganymede & Zeus – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Atreyu Loss: Pope Francis
Win: Pan Loss: Haggas
Main Event Match: Viamund, Steve Diamond & Peter Pan Defeat Fat Fabio, Ganymede & Zeus
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Revenge was inflicted durring the main event, for the Alice Day attack.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Pan Vs Haggas – 93%

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MWF Prime Time – May 02, 2019…

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Date: May 02, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Pan Vs Fat Fabio – 78%

Match 2: Atreyu Vs Cyborg Boy – 87%

Main Event:

Match 3: Zeus, Ganymede & Pedo Bear Vs Viamund, Teddy Love & Steve Diamond – 82%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Pan Loss: Fat Fabio
Win: Atreyu Loss: Cyborg Boy
Main Event Match: Zeus, Ganymede & Pedo Bear Defeated Viamund, Teddy Love & Steve Diamond via count out
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

In a hospital bed on the other side of town, lays a comatose scarecrow…

BEST RANKED MATCH: Atreyu Vs Cyborg Boy – 87%

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MWF Alice Day, April 25th, 2019…

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Date: April 25, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Baphomet & Haggas Vs Atreyu & Sebastian – 96%

Match 2: “Blue Lightning” Steve Diamond Vs Fat Fabio [#1 Contender Match] – 65%

Match 3: Dick N’Balls Vs Hell Skull [No Disqualification Rules] – 86%

Special Match: Crown First MWF Tag Team Champions!

Match 4: Shota & Loli-Con Vs Ganymede & Zeus – 64%

Main Event:

Match 5: Teddy Love Vs Pedo Bear – 77%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Baphomet & Haggas Loss: Atreyu & Sebastian
Win: Blue Lightning Steve Diamond Loss: Fat Fabio
Win: Dick N’Balls Loss: Hell Skull
Special Match: Crown Tag Team Champions Shota & Loli-Con Defeat Ganymede & Zeuse
Main Event Match: Teddy Love Defeats Pedo Bear to become the NEW Magnificent Wrestling Federation Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Robo Count 5000

After the third match, Bliss Ransom walked out to the ring, accompanied by Fink Rotten and Ring-a-Ling. Bliss introduces his first interview…on “To Catch an Interview”…

…”Scarecrow!”

As scarecrow enters the ring Bliss says, “Have a seat right there”, pointing to a chair in the middle of the ring…

Scarecrow sits down…

Bliss It says here in your background information, that you spent a lot of time on the farm?

Scarecrow Oh yes!…I was born on the farm!…I spent my entire life there, just hanging around, watching the fields…the animals…the farmer and his family!…

Bliss So, you’re telling us you’re a peeping tom, and not even the farm animals, nor the farmer and his little children are safe around you?!

Fink and Ring look on in disgust…

Scarecrow Oh!…No, no!…Nothing like that…I’ve been pure and innocent since the day I was born!

Bliss And why don’t you describe the circumstances in which you were “born”, you weirdo!

Scarecrow Well, it was all perfectly natural for a scarecrow, you see…The farmer had his boys out, grabbing straw and…

Bliss You like having little boys hands down your pants…DON’T YOU?!!!

Fink and Ring have scowls on their faces…

Scarecrow Well…the straw had to get in there somehow…I’m a scarecrow!…It’s not my fault!

Bliss In your contract you say…”I GOT STUFFED, by the farmers TEN YEAR OLD SON”!!!

Bliss looks on in judgement…

Scarecrow I think this interview is over!

Bliss You’re free to leave…

As Scarecrow walks towards the ropes, Fink hits him over the head with a loaded clipboard, and Ring-a-Ling joins in on the assault. Scarecrow is pummeled stupid…after witch Bliss leads Fink & Ring, Scarecrow being dragged along, out into the parking lot, where Scarecrow is thrown in front of a moving vehicle…He’s left bloody and battered in on the lot…

…An ambulance comes and collects him.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Baphomet & Haggas Vs Atreyu & Sebastian – 96%

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Sore-Gasm – April 23, 2019…

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Date: April 23, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Moon Child, Atreyu & Sebastian Vs Teddy Love, Cyborg Boy & Peter Pan – 64%

Match 2: Baphomet Vs Zeus – 64%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio & Pan Vs BLue Lightning Steve Diamond & Viamund – 78%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Teddy Love, Cyborg Boy & Peter Pan Loss: Moon Child, Atreyu & Sebastian
Win: Baphomet Loss: Zeus
Main Event Match: Fat Fabio & Pan with interference from Zeus Defeat Steve Diamond & Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

The first recording of this episode experienced “technical difficulties”, and no audio was captured…Out of the goodness of their hearts, all participants performed in re-matches!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Fat Fabio & Pan Vs BLue Lightning Steve Diamond & Viamund – 78%


Original Recording:

Here’s the original show…longer…and all around better matches…The main event in particular [91%], and with a very different outcome.

I post this for the main event, plus…the contrast between these two recordings exhibits just how diverse the exact same match ups can be…It’s part of why this game is never boring.

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Beaster Bunny Bash [Featuring The BEASTer Bunny], April 21, 2019…

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Date: April 21, 2019

01) MWF – Beaster Bunny Bash April 21, 2019

Match 1: Power Bob Vs Moon Child – 73%

Match 2: Cyborg Boy, Steve Diamond & Viamund Vs Pan, Fat Fabio & Pedo Bear – 82%

Main Event: Battle Royal – Over Top Rope

Match 3: Beaster Bunny, Peter Pan, Teddy Love, Zeus, Ganymede, Loli, Shota, Baphomet – 94%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Moon Child Loss: Power Bob
Win: Cyborg Boy, Steve Diamond & Viamund Loss: Pan, Fat Fabio & Pedo Bear
Main Event Match: Peter Pan wins the match – Ganymede eliminated the Beaster Bunny!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Ganymede eliminated the Beaster Bunny!

Fink Rotten was granted a regular interview segment, named “The Fink Rotten Show”…In his first episode he interviewed U.N. Chairman Moo, who spent the entire segment ranting and raving about Loli and Shota-Con…and how “they’re too young!”…”a boy wearing pink, and a girl wearing blue!!”…and that “they were androgynous!!!”…He ended with a crazed “mmmmmmmmEEEEEeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!”, before storming off the set.

Bliss Ransom promised To Catch an “extra special” Interview, at Alice Day.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Battle Royal Beaster Bunny, Peter Pan, Teddy Love, Zeus, Ganymede, Loli, Shota, Baphomet – 94%

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Prime Time 01…

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Date: April 17, 2019

01) LINK

Tag Team Tournament
Match 01: Viamund & Cyborg Boy Vs Ganymede & Zeus – 66%

Match 2: Pan VS Blue Lightning [Steve Diamond] – 89%

Main Event:

Match 3: [6 Man Tag] Hellelujah! VS Peter Pan, Dick N’Balls & Fat Fabio – 83%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ganymede & Zeus Loss: Viamund & Cyborg Boy
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Pan
Main Event Match: Fabio, Peter & Dick Defeat Hellelujah!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Bliss Ransom announces the MWF’s first major event…the NPPV, Alice Day, April 25th, 2019!

Baphomet & Haggas Vs Atreyu & Sebastian

“Blue Lightning” Steve Diamond Vs Fat Fabio [#1 Contender Match]

Dick N’Balls Vs Hell Skull [No Disqualification Rules]

Shota & Loli-Con will battle Ganymede & Zeus for the MWF Tag Team Championship Belts!

In the Main Event, Teddy Love will challenge Pedo Bear for the MWF Championship Belt!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Pan VS Blue Lightning [Steve Diamond] – 89%

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