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MWF Pool Party 2019 – August 21, 2019…

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Date: August 21, 2019

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Match 1: Pop Francis VS “CrOZy” Tinothy LionCrow w Dr. Shill – 74%

Match 2: Mel Chen & Blah! Blah! Blah VS FAmos Banana & “BLue Lightning” Steve Diamond – 76%

Match 3: Peter Pan, Teddy Love & Baphomet VS Fat Fabio, Pan & Power Bob – 72%

Main Event:

Match 4: Viamund VS Pedo Bear – 53%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Pope Francis Loss: Tinothy LionCrow
Win: Blah! Blah! Blah & Mel Chen Loss: Steve Diamond & FAmos Banana – Count Out
Win: Peter Pan, Teddy Love & Baphomet Loss: Fat Fabio, Pan & Power Bob
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Tinothy LionCrow…What an UGLY…Dorothy?…

Blah! Blah! Blah! from Twitter was talking a lot of trash about Steve Diamond…so, he got invited to “the party”…

A crazed woman stole a microphone, took the middle of the ring, and started ranting and raving about Al Kinsey, and his books “Frisky Behavior in the Human Female” and “Frisky Behavior in the Human Male”…and something she calls “Frisky Anarchy”…Security “escorted” her out of the arena, but not before being bit numerous times.

Ganymede performed a striptease at the end of the event.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Mel Chen & Blah! Blah! Blah VS FAmos Banana & “BLue Lightning” Steve Diamond – 76%

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MWF Prime Time – August 20, 2019…

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Date: August 20, 2019

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Match 1: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana VS Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen – 94%

Match 2: Buddy Slam VS Tinothy LionCrow with Manager Dr. Shill – 54%

Main Event:

Match 3: Zeus VS Pan – 69%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana Loss: Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen
Win: Tinothy LionCrow Loss: Buddy Slam
Main Event Match: Zeus Defeats Pan to become the new Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Who is this “Tinothy LionCrow”?…Is that the Tin Woodsman?!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond, Viamund, Ganymede & FAmos Banana VS Sacred Cow, Wildabeast, Power Bob & Mel Chen – 94%

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MWF Sunday Massacre – August 18, 2019…

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SHOW - MWF Sunday Massacre

Date: August 18, 2019

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Match 1: Peter Pan VS Viamund – 84%

Match 2: Moon Child, Atreyu & Sebastian Oliver VS Teddy Love, Loli Con & Shota Con – 56%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio VS FAmos Banana – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund Loss: Peter Pan
Win: Draw Loss: Double Count Out
Main Event Match: FAmos Banana Defeats Fat Fabio
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Father Frisk

A shocking attack and a shocking return, occured during the first match!…How could he?!…and Why?!!

Mel Chen appeared on the Fink Rotten Show, vowing to deport Famos Banana from the MWF!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Peter Pan VS Viamund – 84%

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MWF Midnight Zone – July 12, 2019…

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Date: July 12, 2019

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Match 1: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con VS Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob – 66%

Match 2: Null Blank VS A Suprise Debut – 56%

Special Match: [Fatal Four Way]

Match 3: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%

Main Event: [MWF Championship]

Match 4: Sebastian Oliver VS Pedo Bear – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con Loss: Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob
Win: FAmos Banana Loss: Null Blank
Special Match: [TYPE] Zeus Defeats Fat Fabio, Steve Diamond & Peter Pan
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Sebastian Oliver
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

The U.N. left the arena, bickering over who’s fault their loss was. Buddy Slam was abandoned in the ring.

In an insane asylum on the other side of town…a doctor approaches a sedated Scarecrow, setting in a wheelchair. The doctor looks into the Scarecrow’s eyes with a flashlight, tells the Scarecrow to “say aaaahhhh”…and places his stethoscope up against the Scarecrows forehead…to “listen for any brain activity”…”Oh my!…You really need my guidance!”, proclaimed the doctor…He then hollered out into the hall, “Nurse!…Give this one more drugs…and an enema!”…

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%

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MWF Prime Time – July 09, 2019…

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Date: July 09, 2019

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Match 1: Baphomet, Haggas & Hell Skull VS Viamund, Ganymede & Steve Diamond – 82%

Match 2: Zeus VS Sebastian Oliver [MWF #1 Contender] – 89%

Main Event:

Match 3: Fat Fabio VS Pan – 71%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Baphomet, Haggas & Hell Skull Loss: Viamund, Ganymede & Steve Diamond
Win: Sebastian Oliver Loss: Zeus
Main Event Match: Pan Defeats Fat Fabio – New Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

After being knocked out last week, Nester stumbled out of the building and has not been seen since.

We are concerned!

Zeus has become known for interfering in matches.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Sebastian Oliver – 89%

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MWF IBLD – June 21, 2019…

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Date: June 21, 2019

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Match 1: Baphomet & Haggas VS Steve Diamond & Dick N’Balls – 66%

Match 2: Loli & Shota Con VS Sacred Cow & Power Bob [Non-Title Match] – 80%

Match 3: Atreyu VS Link – 85%

Main Event: [Cage Match]

Match 4: Zeus VS Viamund – 93%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Baphomet & Haggas Loss: Steve Diamond & Dick N’Balls via Knock Out
Win: Loli & Shota Con Loss: Sacred Cow & Power Bob
Win: Atreyu Loss: Link
Main Event Match: Viamund escapes the cage to Defeat Zeus
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Dirty Old Randy

Pope Francis came out to the ring, and wished everyone a “Happy I.B.L.D.!”

A guy was seen in the crowd with a portable consessions stand, selling hot dogs and hamburgers…Bliss Ransom had security beat him up, and throw him out.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Viamund – 93%

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MWF Sunday Mass – June 16, 2019…

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SHOW - MWF Sunday Massacre

Date: June 16, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Buddy Slam & Wildabeast: VS Shota & Loli Con – 67%

Match 2: Hell Skull VS Steve Diamond – 84%

Main Event: Battle Royal – Glorious Lightweight Championship

Match 3: Peter Pan – Teddy Love – Moon Child – Cyborg Boy – Ganymede – Atreyu – Sebastian Oliver – A Shocking Suprise Entry [What A Scandal!] – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Shota & Loli Con Loss: Buddy Slam & Wildabeast
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Hell Skull
Main Event Match: Teddy Love wins to become the Glorious Lightweight Champion – Link from rival Fabulous Wrestling Federation has somehow managed to take part in a Magnificent Wrestling Federation match.
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Hal Elujah

Someone has vandalized the ring!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Hell Skull VS Steve Diamond – 84%

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MWF Prime Time June 10, 2019…

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Date:

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Match 1: Cyborg Boy VS Pan – 82%

Main Event: [Over the Top Rope Battle Royal – Prime Time Championship]

Match 4: Viamund, Baphomet, Ganymede, Zeus, Teddy Love, Steve Diamond, Haggas, Fat Fabio – 96%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Cyborg Boy Loss: Pan
Main Event Match: Fat Fabio wins to become the first Prime Time Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Slick Willie

A second tier championship belt has been created, which will only be defended on the Prime Time series.

It has been announced, that there will be a lightweight championship for our growing lightweight division. This belt will be based and defended in the Sunday Mass series.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Battle Royal – 96%

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MWF – Sore-Gasm June 05, 2019…

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Date: June 05, 2019

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Match 1: U.N. Attack on Loli & Shota-Con

Match 2: Moon Child, Sebastian Oliver & Atreyu VS Cyborg Boy, Ganymede & Peter Pan – 70%

Special Match: [Tripple Threat]

Match 3: Zeus VS Viamund VS Steve Diamond – 100%

Main Event: Magnificent Championship

Match 4: Pedo Bear VS Teddy Love – 62%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Moon Child, Sebastian Oliver & Atreyu Loss: Cyborg Boy, Ganymede & Peter Pan
Special Match: [Tripple Threat] Zeus pins Steve Diamond
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Teddy Love
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

The Uneducated Nitwits launched a vicious, four on two attack, against Loli-Con and Shota-Con, leaving the tag team champions devastated in the ring.

Speculation arose over Ganymede teaming up with Cyborg Boy and Peter Pan, friends of Viamund and Steve Diamond, as their feud with Zeus heats up.

The next NPPV was announced: IBLD

Zeus challenged Viamund to a cage match at IBLD, after fuming over finding a haiku written to Ganymede…the winner to claim the hand of Ganymede…

It is rumored, Viamund goosed Ganymede on the ass…and Ganymede liked it…Is there an alliance change in the future?

In a hospital on the other side of town, a scarecrow awoke…and started crying inconsolably…He was quickly placed in a straight jacket, and sent to a padded room in the mental asylum on yet the other side of town.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Zeus VS Viamund VS Steve Diamond – 100%

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MWF – Prime Time May 22, 2019…

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Date: May 22, 2019

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Match 1: Zeus VS Viamund – 78%

Match 2: Sebastian Oliver VS Cyborg Boy – 80%

Main Event: Magnificent Championship

Match 3: Teddy Love VS Steve “Electric BLue” Diamond – 85%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Viamund Loss: Zeus
Win: Cyborg Boy Loss: Sebastian Oliver
Main Event Match: Teddy Love Defeats Steve Diamond
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Magnifico

Chairman Moo and the rest of the U.N. took the ring, and declared a vote on the resolution to ban Loli and Shota Con from the MWF.

Wildabeast and Buddy Slam nodded in agreement, as Chairman Moo screeched “It’s time to kick this filth out of the MWF!”

Chairman Moo calls for a count of hands, in favor of this ban.

Power Bob says, “I don’t know…I think they’re kind of cute!”…

Chairman Moo, Wildabeast and Buddy Slam staring him down with threatening glares…Power Bob turns his eyes to the floor, like a scolded dog, and raises his hand to join in on a unanimous vote, passing the U.N. resolution to ban the tag team champions from the MWF!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Teddy Love VS Steve “Electric BLue” Diamond – 85%

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