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MWF New Years Bashing – January 01, 2021…

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Date: January 01, 2021

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Match 1: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund VS Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 90%

Match 2: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 85%

Main Event:

Match 3: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Nigel O & Tom O – 74%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund Loss: Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot
Win: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ Loss: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – via Count Out
Main Event Match: Nigel O & Tom O Defeat Dylan & Cole Sprout
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Crinite Ravine

In an unspecified place, Bliss Ransom wakes up tied up in a dark room…He wonders to himself, “Am I Dead?!”…”Am I In Hell?!”…

As his eyes clear up he sees a figure setting in a chair…looking at him…and asks, “Are you the Devil?”…”How did I get here?!!!”…

“Oh, nothing that dramatic” responds the figure…”When the paramedics were wheeling you out to the ambulance, they stopped and turned to look around after being disturbed…so I grabbed the hand bars on your stretcher, and ran.”…

“You kidnapped me?!” shrieked Bliss…

…”You were on wheels…It was easy!”…

Bliss begins to yell and scream for help, as the scene goes dark.

SHOW RATING: 83

BEST RANKED MATCH: Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM & Viamund VS Mick ElGross, Zeus, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 90%

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MWF Santa’s Hurt-Shop – December 27, 2020…

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Date: December 27, 2020

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Match 1: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’ VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 69%

Match 2: Viamund, Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt & JSM VS Zeus, Mic ElGross, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – 67%

Special Match: Santa’s Beat Down

Match 3: Saint Nickolas VS ??? – 80%

Main Event:

Match 4: Ronald Bump VS Steve Diamond – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dylan & Cole Sprout Loss: Burning Flanders & Mo Lyin’
Win: Viamund, Dave Haven, Yure GonnaGetIt & JSM Loss: Zeus, Mic ElGross, King Fabio & Sir Blah!-A-Lot – via count out
Special Match: Santa’s Beat Down Saint Nickolas Defeats Hyacinth
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Ronald Bump
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Moose Lodge

SHOW RATING: 73

BEST RANKED MATCH: Saint Nickolas VS ??? – 80%

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MWF Midnight Zone – Friday the 13th, 2020…

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Date: November 18, 2020

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Match 1: Mic ElGross VS Dave Haven – 90%

Match 2: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Viamund & Ganymede – 92%

Main Event:

Match 3: King Fabio VS JSM – 83%

Final Segment: Bliss Ransom Rant…Interupted…

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven Loss: Mic ElGross
Win: Dylan & Cole Sprout Loss: Viamund & Ganymede
Main Event Match: King Fabio Defeats JSM
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Heretic Shire

Is that?…Mrs GoreCheese?!…and?…

SHOW RATING: 88.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Viamund & Ganymede – 92%

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MWF Vampire Violations – November 10, 2020…

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Date: November 10, 2020

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Match 1: King Fabio & Nat Listening VS Tom O & Nigel O – 75%

Match 2: Ronald Bump VS Mo Lyin’ – 60%

Special Match: [6 Man Battle Royal]

Match 3: Yure GonnaGetIt, JSM, Dave Haven, Mick ElGross, Burning Flanders & Tinothy LionCrow – 97%

Main Event:

Match 4: Viamund VS Steve Diamond – 82%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Tom O & Nigel O Loss: King Fabio & Nat Listening
Win: Ronald Bump Loss: Mo Lyin’
Special Match: [6 Man Battle Royal] Tinothy LionCrow Wins
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Viamund
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Zen Town

Ronald Bump declaired himself The True President of the MWF.

SHOW RATING: 78.5

BEST RANKED MATCH: 6 Man Battle Royal – 97%

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MWF OUIJA – October 09, 2020…

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Date: October 09, 2020

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Match 1: Sin Thea & Les Human VS Tom O & Nigel O – 100%

Match 2: Elroy Snide, UnHairy Danger & Jonny Slander VS Atreyu Hathaway, Dylan & Cole Sprout – 77%

Special Match: Triple Threat

Match 3: Yure GonnaGetIt VS Mic ElGross VS Dave Haven – 94%

Main Event:

Match 4: Steve Diamond VS Viamund – 86%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Tom O & Nigel O Loss: Sin Thea & Les Human
Win: Elroy Snide, UnHairy Danger & Jonny Slander Loss: Atreyu Hathaway, Dylan & Cole Sprout
Special Match: [TYPE] Mic ElGross Defeats Yure GonnaGetIt & Dave Haven
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Viamund to become the New MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Abra Cadaver

Location: Moose Lodge

Following the previous show, it was explained to Chief Snide that the Sprout Twins were 18 years, three minutes and nineteen seconds old…and hence, could legally engage in the “perverse displays” they have become known for.

Chief Snide demanded a match against the Sprout twins, and stormed out of the building.

Earlier this afternoon, Bliss Ransom called his secretary, Mrs. GoreCheese, into his office, to question and scold her over letters she’d sent out to company associates.

“Three people have taken out a restraining order against me for this!”, screeched Bliss.

“I dictated a specific message to you, but all the letters which were returned to this office read all the same message”…”Kill them Mommy!…Kill them ALL!”…

“Over…and Over…and Over!”…”You’re fired!…Get off of these premises!”, ordered Bliss.

Sobbing, Mrs. GoreChees gushed…”My son wont take kindly to this!”…and storms out of the room.

SHOW RATING: 89.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Sin Thea & Les Human VS Tom O & Nigel O – 100%

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MWF Matrix Mash – September 20, 2020…

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Date: September 20, 2020

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Match 1: Jobber VS ??? – 66%

Match 2: Tinothy LionCrow, Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Mike Bent, Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders – 73%

Match 3: Sin Thea VS Steve Diamond – 80%

Main Event:

Match 4: Nigel O VS Viamund – 84%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Mick ElGross Via DQ Loss: Jobber
Win: Mike Bent, Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders Loss: Tinothy LionCrow, Dylan & Cole Sprout
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: Sin Thea
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Nigel O
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Nigelberg

Debut of a mystery villian, and the debut of The Capital Shills!

At the tail end of this card, a big, burly man wearing a sheriffs uniform stepped out on stage, and declared everyone in the entire arena, and everyone watching “under arrest, for corruption of minors”…”How dare you support the perversity and delinquent obscenities of two young, tender children?!!!”…

…The cameras go black, as the broadcast leaves air.

SHOW RATING: 75.75

BEST RANKED MATCH: Nigel O VS Viamund – 84%

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MWF Pool Party – August 31, 2020…

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Date: August 31, 2020

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Match 1: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Tom O & Nigel O – 75%

Match 2: King Fabio VS Steve Diamond – 85%

Main Event:

Match 3: Link VS Viamund – 87%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Tom O & Nigel O Loss: Dylan & Cole Sprout
Win: Steve Diamond Loss: King Fabio
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Link
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Jowston

Show Rating: 82.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Link VS Viamund – 87%

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FPW Nigel Memorial Show – July 26, 2020…

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SHOW GRAPHIC

Date: July 26, 2020

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Match 1: Leon Shaman & Lance Hilltop VS LOVE & HATE – 96%

Match 2: Norbert Justice VS Crimson Clawis – 69%

Main Event – Elimination Tag

Match 3: Sin Thea, Slave, Smells Gnarly & Sir Blah!-A-Lot VS Nigel O, Tom O, GLITTER & Giant Pete – 81%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Leon Shaman & Lance Hilltop Loss: LOVE & HATE
Win: Crimson Clawis Loss: Norbert Justice
Main Event Match: Nigel O, Tom O, GLITTER & Giant Pete Defeated Sin Thea, Slave, Smells Gnarly & Sir Blah!-A-Lot
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: CLogo Joe

Location: Club V

R.I.P. Nigel.

BEST RANKED MATCH: Leon Shaman & Lance Hilltop VS LOVE & HATE – 96%

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MWF Scars and Blights – July 04, 2020…

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Date: July 04, 2020

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Match 1: Sinn Thea and Slave VS The Sprout Twins – 71%

Match 2: Ed Chambers VS Yure GonnaGetIt – 83%

Main Event:

Match 3: Viamund VS Tom O’Carroll – 67%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: The Sprout Twins Loss: Sinn Thea and Slave
Win: Ed Chambers Loss: Yure GonnaGetIt
Main Event Match: Viamund Defeats Tom O’Carroll to become two time MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Hardwood

Happy Fourth of July!

BEST RANKED MATCH: Ed Chambers VS Yure GonnaGetIt – 83%

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