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MWF Matrix Mash – September 08, 2021…

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Date: September 08, 2021

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Match 1: Burning Flanders, feinmann & JSM VS King Fabio, Mick ElGross & Sondra Hamhocks – 90%

Match 2: Ganymede & Viamund VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 86%

Main Event:

Match 3: Tom O VS Dave Haven – 61%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Burning Flanders, feinmann & JSM Loss: King Fabio, Mick ElGross & Sondra Hamhocks
Win: Ganymede & Viamund Loss: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent
Main Event Match: Tom O Defeats Dave Haven to become Three Time MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Adlehyde

Burning Flanders has reinvented himself, and turned face, telling Mo Lyin’ to get lost!

Mo Lyin’ has vowed to release terror upon the MWF, as revenge!

SHOW RATING: 79

BEST RANKED MATCH: Burning Flanders, feinmann & JSM VS King Fabio, Mick ElGross & Sondra Hamhocks – 90%

I should address the ending of the first match, because JSM clearly got pinned yet was awarded the victory. I hope like hell nothing glitchy is going on with this game, but my suspicion is that…the move used by Mick ElGross being illegal, there is some small chance of disqualification or decision reversal…and I think that is what has happened here…It’s a custom made move…and this is the first time I’m seeing a match end quite like this. It confused me…But, I think it was a reversal award, because of the illegal move.

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MWF Sunday Night Main Event – September 05, 2021…

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Date: September 05, 2021

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Match 1: Boxie Hathaway VS Reisman with Fink El Whore – 72%

Match 2: King Fabio & Mick ElGross VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 73%

Special Match: 4 Way Dance

Match 3: Hyacinth VS Burning Flanders VS JSM VS Sondra Hamhocks – 92%

Main Event:

Match 4: Dave Haven VS Tom O – 76%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Boxie Hathaway Loss: Reisman
Win: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent Loss: King Fabio & Mick ElGross
Special Match: 4 Way Dance Burning Flanders Pins Sondra Hamhocks
Main Event Match: Dave Haven Defeats Tom O – NEW MWF CHAMPION!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: The Alter

SHOW RATING: 78.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Hyacinth VS Burning Flanders VS JSM Sondra Hamhocks – 92%

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MWF Scars and Blights – July 15, 2021…

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Date: July 15, 2021

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Match 1: Dave Haven VS Hamhocks the Clown – 79%

Match 2: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 71%

Special Match: Triple Threat

Match 3: Viamund VS feinmann VS JSM – 100%

Main Event:

Match 4: Moon Walker VS Tom O – 66%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven Loss: Hamhocks the Clown
Win: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – New MWF Tag CHAMPIONS! Loss: Dylan & Cole Sprout
Special Match: Triple Threat – Prime Time Championship Match Viamund Pins JSM – New Prime Time Champion!
Main Event Match: Tom O Defeats Moon Walker
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Whoopie Heights

A Vignette plays featuring Reisman wandering around in Hell, bawling her eyes out and screaming “I don’t belong here!”…

Satan has her arrested and brought before him, ordering that she will now be his servant for eternity.

Over time, Satan and all of his demons become so annoyed over her ineptness and constant whining, that Satan has no other choice but to banish her from Hell…to walk the earth a shell…There is no more room down here for her…

SHOW RATING: 79

BEST RANKED MATCH: Viamund VS feinmann VS JSM – 100%

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MWF IBLD – June 20, 2021…

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Date: June 20, 2021

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Reisman stomped out to the ring to scold everybody, while forbidding any event commemorating “This Day” to take place…In the middle of a sentence, she suddenly started wheezing and coughing, clutched her chest and flopped over dead…to the uproarious cheers of the crowd!

Poo-In-Head has assumed control of the MWF.


Match 1: Viamund & Ganymede VS Dylan & Cole Sprout – 70%

Match 2: Hamhocks VS feinmann – 62%

Match 3: Dave Haven VS JSM – 74%

Main Event:

Match 4: Tom O VS Steve Diamond – 70%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Steve Diamond’s contract has expired without renewal, and the MWF wishes him the best of success in his future endeavors.

Win: Dylan & Cole Sprout Loss: Viamund & Ganymede
Win: feinmann Loss: Hamhocks
Win: JSM Loss: Dave Haven
Main Event Match: Tom O Defeats Steve Diamond to become two time MWF Champion!!!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Rosetta

Happy IBLD!

SHOW RATING: 69

BEST RANKED MATCH: Dave Haven VS JSM – 74%

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MWF Surviving Fury – May 15, 2021…

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Date: May 15, 2021

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Match 1: Berning Flanders VS Ronald Bump – 81%

Match 2: Reisman, Fink El Whore & Mike Bent VS Dave Haven, Ganymede & Boxie Hathaway – 76%

Match 3: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head VS Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann – 98%

Main Event:

Match 4: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Tom O & Nigel O – 74%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ronald Bump with interference from Mike Bent Loss: Berning Flanders
Win: Dave Haven, Ganymede, Boxie Hathaway Loss: Reisman, Fink El Whore & Mike Bent
Win: Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann Loss: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head
Main Event Match: Dylan & Cole Sprout Defeat Tom O & Nigel O – New MWF Tag Team Champions!!!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Gongaga

SHOW RATING: 82.25

BEST RANKED MATCH: Hamhocks, King Fabio, Mic ElGross & Poo-In-Head VS Viamund, Steve Diamond, JSM & feinmann – 98%

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MWF Beaster Bunny Bash – April 04, 2021…

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Date: April 04, 2021

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Match 1: Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders VS Ronald Bump & Mike Bent – 93%

Special Match: 8 Man Battle Royal

Match 2: Beaster Bunny VS ONION VS feinmann VS Moon Walker VS Tom O VS Viamund VS Boxie Hathaway VS Ganymede – 100%

Main Event:

Match 3: Steve Diamond with JSM VS Hamhocks the Clown with Poo-in-Head – 90%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent Loss: Mo Lyin’ & Burning Flanders
Special Match: 8 Man Battle Royal The Beaster Bunny Won!
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Hamhocks the Clown – Becoming the first ever 3 Time MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Even Stephen

Location: Taco Bellah

Hamhocks the Clown is seen at the begining of the card, taunting Steve Diamond in an interview.

SHOW RATING: 94.333

BEST RANKED MATCH: Beaster Bunny VS ONION VS feinmann VS Moon Walker VS Tom O VS Viamund VS Boxie Hathaway VS Ganymede – 100%

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MWF Midnight Zone – March 26, 2021…

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Date: March 26, 2021

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Match 1: King Fabio VS feinmann – 81%

Match 2: Jonny Slander & UnHairy Danger VS Nigel O & Tom O – 72%

Main Event:

Match 3: Hamhocks the Clown VS Steve Diamond – 66%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: feinmann Loss: King Fabio
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Jonny Slander & UnHairy Danger
Main Event Match: Hamhocks the Clown Defeats Steve Diamond – New MWF Champion!
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Taco Bellah

Poo-In-Head called up her old friend, Sandra Hamhocks, and offered her the MWF championship if she destroyed Steve Diamond.

SHOW RATING: 73

BEST RANKED MATCH: King Fabio VS feinmann – 81%

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Frontier – Pete Pimpernel Memorial Show – March 22, 2021…

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Date: March 22, 2021

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Match 1: Rock Hard VS Todd Blackheart – 74%

Match 2: Bolt Jamison & Max Love VS Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis – 91%

Main Event

Match 3: Giant Pete, Nigel O, Glitter & Steve Diamond VS ONION, Bliss Ransom, Poo-In-Head & Reisman – 77%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Rock Hard Loss: Todd Blackheart
Win: Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis Loss: Bolt Jamison & Max Love
Main Event Match: ONION, Bliss Ransom, Poo-In-Head & Reisman Defeat Giant Pete, Nigel O, Glitter & Steve Diamond via Count Out
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: CLogo Joe

Location: Zen Town

SHOW RATING: 80.666

BEST RANKED MATCH: Bolt Jamison & Max Love VS Norbert Justice & Crimson Clawis – 91%

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MWF Slam-Ba-Lam-Ba-Ding-Dong II – March 10, 2021…

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Date: March 10, 2021

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Match 1: Mick ElGross VS Dave Haven – 82%

Match 2: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent VS Nigel O & Tom O – 78%

Special Match: 6 Man Scramble [First Pin/Submission Wins]

Match 3: ONION VS Bliss Ransom VS Ganymede VS feinmann VS Dylan Sprout VS Cole Sprout – 100%

Match 4: Boxie Hathaway VS JSM – 85%

Main Event:

Match 5: Mason GoreCheese VS Steve Diamond – 78%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Dave Haven Loss: Mick ElGross
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Ronald Bump & Mike Bent
Special Match: 6 Man Scramble Cole Sprout Wins! – Pining his own brother!…DRAMA!
Win: JSM Loss: Boxie Hathaway – No Injury
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Mason GoreCheese
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

Location: Snake Marsh

Early on, Reisman and Poo-In-Head take to the ring, announcing that the main event match will also be a banishment match…Whomever loses is banished from the MWF!…The two of them cackle and congratulate themselves for plotting to rid the MWF of Steve Diamond!

Moon Walker performed his mega hit “Driller” in the mid show.

In a later interview, Moon Walker expressed, teary eyed, how crushed he was at what Tom O wrote about him revised book about him…

…”Just remember!…Tilly Green may not be my lover…But I know how to BEAT IT!” [followed by a few eccentric gasps, and a musical “He, Ho Hooo!”]…pausing to glare into the camera, before making a dramatic exit with his chimp. Whatever shall we make of this?!!

SHOW RATING:

BEST RANKED MATCH: ONION VS Bliss Ransom VS Ganymede VS feinmann VS Dylan Sprout VS Cole Sprout – 100%

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MWF Pizza Pummel – February 09, 2021…

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Date: February 09, 2021

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Match 1: feinmann VS Boxie Hathaway – 70%

Match 2: Dylan & Cole Sprout VS Nigel O & Tom O – 73%

Main Event:

Match 3: Steve Diamond VS Mick ElGross – 87%

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
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Win: Boxie Hathaway Loss: feinmann
Win: Nigel O & Tom O Loss: Dylan & Cole Sprout
Main Event Match: Steve Diamond Defeats Mick ElGross
SHOW NOTES:

Show Referee: Devlin

Location: Antacid City

Steve Diamond vowed to bring Mick ElGross’ defilement of the MWF Championship to an end!

SHOW RATING: 76.666

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond VS Mick ElGross – 87%

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