Date: October 01, 2018
01) Jim Bakker Bucket Taste Test
“Does apocalypse pizza taste as gross as the bucket it comes in looks? Find out!”
We Tried A Televangelist’s Apocalypse Food:
“It has a shelf life of 10 years.”
I have a food bucket in the other room…It’s not Jim Bakker’s, but I did do a little experiment with “emergency food” a few years back…a “thirty day supply”…I forget the company, but I purchased one bucket…
…Allegedly…they crunched the numbers down to something like $1.50 [or maybe it was 33 cents, I don’t remember] a serving…if I recall correctly…I started wondering, if I could actually live off of this stuff…
I mostly knew what I was walking into…so, I don’t complain about there being too many potato entries…and there was zero meat [you could buy freeze dried meat packs, separate]…So, the stews were all vegetables, with chicken or beef flavored broth…You can add meat, if you want…and they were fine…nothing to scream about…edible…I actually fixed them in the microwave oven.
Of course…nothing is exactly “easy”, where it comes to portioning…it’s one massive bag of mix…They save money, by packaging this way…
If I could have actually survived on this for thirty days [3 meals a day]…at 150 dollars, this would have been a boon to my grocery expenses…
…But…this just didn’t seem like a good eating solution, to me.
…I should probably break out the opened [and resealed] packages…and make sure they’re still okay.
My experiences with “survival food” haven’t been all that impressive.
