MWF Midnight Zone – July 12, 2019…


Date: July 12, 2019

01) LINK

Match 1: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con VS Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob – 66%

Match 2: Null Blank VS A Suprise Debut – 56%

Special Match: [Fatal Four Way]

Match 3: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%

Main Event: [MWF Championship]

Match 4: Sebastian Oliver VS Pedo Bear – 81%

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Win: Viamund, Ganymede, Loli & Shota-Con Loss: Sacred Cow, Buddy Slam, Wildabeast & Power Bob
Win: FAmos Banana Loss: Null Blank
Special Match: [TYPE] Zeus Defeats Fat Fabio, Steve Diamond & Peter Pan
Main Event Match: Pedo Bear Defeats Sebastian Oliver

Show Referee: Midnight Bandit

The U.N. left the arena, bickering over who’s fault their loss was. Buddy Slam was abandoned in the ring.

In an insane asylum on the other side of town…a doctor approaches a sedated Scarecrow, setting in a wheelchair. The doctor looks into the Scarecrow’s eyes with a flashlight, tells the Scarecrow to “say aaaahhhh”…and places his stethoscope up against the Scarecrows forehead…to “listen for any brain activity”…”Oh my!…You really need my guidance!”, proclaimed the doctor…He then hollered out into the hall, “Nurse!…Give this one more drugs…and an enema!”…

BEST RANKED MATCH: Steve Diamond, Peter Pan, Fat Fabio & Zeus – 100%


When We Met Other Human Species…

Date: July 12, 2019

01) When We Met Other Human Species

“We all belong to the only group of hominins on the planet today. But we weren’t always alone. 100,000 years ago, Eurasia was home to other hominin species, some of which we know our ancestors met, and spent some quality time with.”

Likely most of us are the product, of a lineage of more than one species…amazing, huh?

I wonder how much pearl clutching would be going on, if neanderthals [or other human species] were still around today…and all that inter-species boinking was still going on.

Senior Prank Gets Teens Arrested…

Date: July 12, 2019

01) Senior Prank Gets Teens Arrested

“The principal saw a swastika first. It was inky black, spray painted on a trash can just beside the entrance to the high school. David Burton switched off the engine of his SUV, unaware, even then, of the magnitude of what he was about to see.

This was the last day of the year for the class of 2018 at Glenelg High School. There was going to be an awards ceremony, a picnic, that end-of-a-journey feeling that always made Burton so proud of his job. But as he was on his way to work at 6:25 a.m., the assistant principal had called, agitated and yelling about graffiti. “It’s everywhere,” he kept saying, so Burton had leaned on the gas and rushed the last few miles.

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