Date: November 09, 2022
A Short Story
by Mr Pseudonym
Jessica Williams was thinking about Will Nolan again. Will was a stupid knight with greasy toes and red arms.
Jessica walked over to the window and reflected on her industrial surroundings. She had always loved pretty Moscow with its grisly, gentle gates. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a stupid figure of Will Nolan.
Jessica gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a vile, cute, tea drinker with skinny toes and fat arms. Her friends saw her as a clear, cooing coward. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a scandalous toddler.
But not even a vile person who had once jumped into a river and saved a scandalous toddler, was prepared for what Will had in store today.
The sleet rained like swimming foxes, making Jessica stressed. Jessica grabbed a bendy teapot that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Jessica stepped outside and Will came closer, she could see the tasteless smile on his face.
“I am here because I want love,” Will bellowed, in an intelligent tone. He slammed his fist against Jessica’s chest, with the force of 3129 ostriches. “I frigging love you, Jessica Williams.”
Jessica looked back, even more stressed and still fingering the bendy teapot. “Will, I just don’t need you in my life any more,” she replied.
They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two mangled, moaning maggots sitting at a very tactless disco, which had reggae music playing in the background and two cute uncles eating to the beat.
Suddenly, Will lunged forward and tried to punch Jessica in the face. Quickly, Jessica grabbed the bendy teapot and brought it down on Will’s skull.
Will’s greasy toes trembled and his red arms wobbled. He looked calm, his body raw like a mushy, miniature map.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Will Nolan was dead.
Jessica Williams went back inside and made herself a nice cup of tea.
…”Scandalous Toddler”?!…My goodness!