Sweet Baby Inc. x Kotaku?! SBI Founder Wants to TERRIFY Studios!…


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Date: March 06, 2024

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“Sweet Baby Inc. is getting PUMMELED by gamers, and now Kotaku is entering the chat. The barely-alive gaming “news” site proceeds to attack gamers who are sick of SBI and DEI and in true 2014 fashion, proceeds to lecture the reader on why the consumers are wrong. Good luck with that, Kotaku. And the founder of Sweet Baby, Inc.? She wants studio heads to be terrified to NOT use them. Or something.”

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Knesset Member On Netanyahu: “He’s A Chicken****”…

Date: March 06, 2024

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“Live-streamed on February 27, 2024

Ofer Cassif, member of the Israeli Knesset representing the Hadash coalition, discusses the recent failed effort to expel him for Israeli parliament due to his support of the case against Israel that South Africa has brought in front of the International Court of Justice (ICJ).”

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Gemini – Barnaby “Barn” Bartholomew the Third…

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Date: February 06, 2024

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Can you write me a story about a short vampire, who dislikes the taste of blood?

“Barnaby “Barn” Bartholomew the Third stood on a rooftop, overlooking the vibrant cityscape bathed in moonlight. Unlike his fellow vampires, who relished the hunt and the metallic tang of blood, Barn felt a pit of dread in his stomach. At a mere four feet ten, he was the shortest and youngest vampire in their ancient coven. Unfortunately, he was also the pickiest.

Blood, to Barn, tasted like spoiled milk mixed with pennies and regret. He’d tried every blood type, every warm body temperature, hoping it was just an acquired taste, but the answer remained the same: revolting. His coven, however, was far from understanding.

“Barn, you need to feed,” his elder sister, the formidable Seraphina, stated, her voice dripping with disappointment. “Your pale skin is becoming transparent again.”

Barn grimaced. He hated that nickname, “The Fading Fawn.” “I can’t, Sera. It’s just… awful.”

“Nonsense,” scoffed another coven member, the stoic Atticus. “You just haven’t found the right donor yet.”

Desperate, Barn resorted to unconventional methods. He tried animal blood (equally awful), synthetic blood substitutes (tasted like plastic and regret), and even vegan blood alternatives (bean-flavored nightmare). Nothing worked.

One night, while scouring the internet for “blood alternatives for discerning vampires,” he stumbled upon a hidden forum – a support group for “vegetarian vampires.” Intrigued, he signed up with a throwaway username: “PickyFangs.”

He found a surprising haven. There were others like him, vampires who couldn’t stomach the traditional diet. They shared recipes for blood-free meals (mostly plant-based protein shakes, which, while bland, were palatable), tips on maintaining their “undeadness” through alternative means (meditation, yoga, and copious amounts of coffee), and most importantly, understanding.

For the first time, Barn didn’t feel like a freak. He found camaraderie and even… friendship. He bonded with a vampire named Luna, who swore by the power of positive affirmations, and Edgar, an elderly vampire who claimed to have survived for centuries on a strict tofu diet.

One full moon night, emboldened by his newfound support network, Barn decided to face his coven. He stood before them, his voice trembling, and confessed his aversion to blood.

To his surprise, the coven didn’t erupt in outrage. Instead, Seraphina placed a hand on his shoulder. “We may not understand your… preferences, Barn,” she conceded, “but you are still one of us. We will help you find your way.”

Barn, for the first time since his “turning,” felt a flicker of hope. He wasn’t just the Picky Fawn anymore; he was Barn, the unconventional vampire who dared to be different, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. He may never enjoy the “joys” of bloodsucking, but with his newfound support system, he knew he could still thrive in the eternal night, one protein shake and meditation session at a time.”

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The Delusion that Destroyed the Baker Boys – The Housewarming…

Date: March 06, 2024

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“A charitable mother is paid back with anger.

MELROSE, Florida, USA — It’s 8 am on a Wednesday in August 2020.

Debbye Benson is off work from her hospital shift in Melrose, Florida, so she helps prepare her two boys for Zoom class online, an innovation of the pandemic.

As she’s doing that, she tries calling her stepdaughter Sarah Baker to borrow some ivermectin medicine to treat what she thought was a parasite on her little son’s feet.

But she gets no response.

A little bit later, at around 8:30 am, Debbye realizes that she had missed a call from Sarah’s sister Cynthia Guinan, who asked to borrow $10 for gas to get her to a doctor’s appointment.

Debbye sends a follow-up text saying that she’s trying to do Zoom meetings with her son Adam and that she’ll talk to her later.

Some time later arrives and Cynthia, who’s now in Debbye’s driveway, calls again and asks for money. Debbye fishes for her wallet and takes out the $10 bill and walks outside to a red Chevy Blazer in her driveway.

Cynthia’s fiancé Mark Wilson and their 14-month-old daughter Kaityln are also in the car.

Debbye hands off the money to Cynthia, Mark shouts “thank you,” the family leaves and Debbye returns home.

Sometime later, in between Zoom meetings, Debbye hears a knock on her door. When she opens, she smiles as she sees Sarah.

But her mood quickly changes.

Sarah was in a torn nightgown with her four-year-old son Landon trailing her. She was frazzled, panicked and terrified.

Before Debbye could say anything:

“Debbye, call 911! Debbye, call 911! I think my kids are dead!”

Chapters:
00:00 Prologue
02:00 Chapter 1: 13 feet
05:18 Chapter 2: Housewarming
10:20 Chapter 3: Outbuilding
17:45 Chapter 4: Sting
21:35 Chapter 5: Nowhere land
26:05 Chapter 6: Protect the house
31:32 Chapter 7: Life or death
33:28 Epilogue”

How is it even possible…to do this to these babies?…

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